Fuck your stalkery.

My boyfriend (MY boyfriend) just told me he wants to have babies with me and spend his life with me.

You can be a babe in anyone’s eyes for all I care. I got the man of my dreams and I’m gonna make babies with him.

Go hang out with Cunta and Beersuds, you non-babe, you.

I’ve had a feeling about this year. I don’t know when I started feeling like this year is the year. I think originally I just said “this year is the year” and the feeling never went away. But I have a feeling about this year and big things in store. I keep noticing little things that make me sure, this is the year.


1: What are you wearing?
A hoodie, a wife beater, a cami, a bra, yoga pants and gitch.
2: Ever been in love?
I am absolutely in love.
3: Ever had a terrible breakup?
Yes ma’am.
4: How tall are you?
About 5’8
5: How much do you weigh?
I would have to guess.
6: Any tattoos do you want?
I want something done by Nomi Chi and Annie Freznel.
7: Any piercings that you want?
I want my Tragus redone.
8: OTP?
9: Favorite Show?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
10: Favorite bands?
Metric, Say Anything
11: Something you miss?
12: Favorite song?
Currently: Shock to Your System by Tegan and Sara
13: How old are you?
14: Zodiac sign?
15: Hair Color?
16: Favorite Quote?
What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets.
17: Favorite singer?
Emily Haines
18: Favorite color?
19: Loud music or soft?
It depends on my mood but it’s usually loud despite being soft
20: Where do you go when you’re sad?
My sketchbook
21: How long does it take you to shower?
20 minutes
22: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
45 minutes
23: Ever been in a physical fight?
24: Turn on?
Smile, good sense of humor, wide shoulder, scruff
25: Turn off?
Bad breath and a gut
26: The reason I joined Tumblr?
Because it’s fucking awesome
27: Fears?
28: Last thing that made you cry?
I saw a picture of a baby deer lying with it’s dead mother and OMG I am crying again
29: Last time you cried?
Right fucking now.
30: Meaning behind your url
I am a red rebel
31: Last book you read?
Marie Antoinette: A Journey
32: Last song you listened to?
Baby Girl, I’m a Blur
33: Last show you watched?
34: Last person you talked to?
35: The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
We work together, laugh together, get fucked up together
36: Favorite food?
37: Place you want to visit?
38: Last place you were?
39: Do you have a crush?
I have a lover
40: Last time you kissed someone?
About 5 secs ago
41: Last time you were insulted and what was it?
I asked Adriana what it’s like working at Woodridge with that whore redhead. I am that whore redhead.
42: What color underwear are you wearing?
43: What color shirt are you wearing?
Blue and grey
44: What color bottoms are you wearing?
45: Wearing any bracelets?
46: Last sport you played?
47: Last song you sang?
Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too
48: Last prank call you remember doing?
Called Jeremy to ask if he has industrial cleaner for my back seat.
49: Last time you hung out with anyone?
I’m chillin like a villain w my boo
50: Favorite movie
Holy shit I don’t know. Scream. Jurassic Park. Clueless. Mean Girls. The Dark Knight Trilogy.