i was just making breakfast when suddenly MALEC FEELS~~~

can you imagine tho

  • Alec, with his hands destined to slay demons, instead slicing tomatoes or spreading butter over bread, his fingers nimble and pale and elegant
  • Alec with the milk mustache oh no
  • Alec making breakfast for his husband
  • Alec wearing an apron that says “kiss the cook”
  • no
  • nooooo

I just have a lot of feels about demon-hunting Alec Lightwood doing domestic things

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You guys, I woke up and it was raining. Do you realize how amazing that is? (I wrote this on mobile, give me a break.)
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“Why is it so cold?” Alec complained as he pushed Magnus off of him playfully.
It was sweltering hot the night before when they fell asleep and the couple left the window open, but now their room was freezing.
“How am I supposed to know?” Magnus rolled over and buried his face in the pillow, “Severe climate change?”
Alec laughed, pulled himself off the bed and walked to the window. Dark rain clouds loomed in the sky as a deep mist lin7gered in streets of Manhattan, “Oh, well I guess you’re right.”
With a jolt Magnus jumped out of the bed and rushed to the window, his sleep stained eyes peered out into the streets, “Oh,” he said with a yawn, “I was expecting like a blizzard or something.”
“Always going for the dramatic effect…” said Alec, he crossed his arms over his chest, shivering from the cold.
Magnus stepped closer to his boy and wrapped his arms around him, “I’ll make some tea, and get the fire started. We can spend the day in reading and cuddling.”
The heat between them rose, “that sounds nice.” Alec breathed into his neck and Magnus waved his hand causing the window to slam shut.
Quickly the two rushed to the front of the house, ready to spend the day together.

ok i thought up another stor y time this one’s a good one

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oKAY SO AT THE AGE OF 14 I WAS NOT A VERY GOOD KID OK

i still didn’t have friends but i had people who wanted to be my friend with benefits
and i was ok with that bc i was high off of teenage hormones and would hump a wall if i needed to

& SO ONE TIME my ‘friend’ invited me to a small get toge the r and called it a ‘party,’ but in all honesty it was nothing like that

everyone was kinda seperated into their own groups of people

that guy: that girl

that girl: that guy

me: my ‘friend’

okay so this guy ‘friend’ of mine was rrrrrreeeeeeeeeeally attractive and i had no self control

so i was thinking, ‘ahahahha i should lik e be ho t and do some thing se xy af so thi s guy will go down on me’

& so what i do

is i stop this guy

he was trying to initiate a makeout session with me

i stop him

I STOP HIM

and head for the kitchen

what am i thinking

what am i about to do

well guess this

i come back and sit on this guy’s lap with a banana i grabbed from his kitchen (without asking mind you i still feel bad about this to this day)

and i peel it all slowly and that fucking bullshit

and he’s getting all hot and bothered and he keeps trying to kiss me bUT I STOP HIM

EVERY TIME

and instead i like look him dead in the eyes like

oohoohoo boy watch this i’mma turn u on’

future me: *screaming in the distance:* dON’T DO IT SABRINA

and i

start to lick the banana as sexually as i could

and then i fUCKING

SHOVED IT DOWN MY THROAT LIKE IT WAS SOME BOTTOMLESS HOL E

AND THREW UP

ALL OVER THE FUCKING GUY

THERE IS CHUNKS OF BANANA AND VOMIT ALL OVER HIM AND HIT GODDAMN COUCH

AND I THREW UP TWICE BC I SAW MY OWN FUCKING VOMIT

and i remember what the boy said to me

i remember him like, gently pushing me off of him

and wiping his face clean of the substance from hell in which left my throat on a mission

and said

'call your mom'

i have never heard from again

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