I would like to send a warm birthday wish to a very special person in my life. I mean, he’s kind of an asshole, and he’s disrespectful, and is a godless heretic who supports horrible people like homosexuals and women and children and scientists… But I wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for him so…. Happy 32nd Birthday to ME!!! Now fuck off. #lmfao #crazypeopleshit #HappyBirthdayToMe