cr1tikal~

seriously literally the only person who does the whole “records self while gaming” thing that i can stand is cr1tikal like everyone else is terrible

  • if cr1tikal were a personality core (deep voice fix)
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I’ve noticed that the way cr1tikal talks kind of resembles an Aperture Science Personality Core

I GLaDOS-ified his voice from this video and I have to say I think it works (aside from my own lazy editing)

edit: main complaint is that his voice wasn’t deep enough. i fixed that now!

the signs as cr1tikal quotes
  • aries:you can turn that shitty knife into a titty knife.
  • taurus:fuck you and your formal attire.
  • gemini:most owls can turn their heads 270 degrees in both directions. this owl can fuck itself in all directions.
  • cancer:oh, okay. guess i'll go fuck myself then.
  • leo:good evening. tonight's special is the shit blizzard.
  • virgo:ah, just a little bit of ghost semen. a very common ingredient found in most beverages, so, might as well stick to the traditional.
  • libra:you will all feast on the fuck.
  • scorpio:his legs are trembling, his knees are weak, his mom's heavy, put your vagina in spaghetti.
  • sagittarius:i'm ready to begin my journey with a full-fledged erection and a heart of ambition.
  • capricorn:this bastard just got re-atomized.
  • aquarius:serenade my candy ass, come on!
  • pisces:i would rather solve a rubiks cube using only my bare nipples than try to make that fucking jump.