What part of I AM EXTREMELY COULROPHIBIC IS SO HARD FOR PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND?
"Oh you need to go to bed early tonight. -SENDS ALL THE SCARY FUCKING CLOWNS TO RURU- GNIGHT! SLEEP WELL. :>“
NO. I’m not going to sleep well with the images of these scary motherfuckers burned into my head. In fact, I’m more likely to not sleep, or have horrible night terrors because HEY. I’M TERRIFIED OF FUCKING CLOWNS ASSHOLE.