anonymous asked:

What if thorin keeps speaking Khuzdul to Bilbo and when Bilbo asks Kili and Fili what he's saying they just laugh and refuse to translate it bc he's saying things like "your eyes are stars" and "you are worth all the gold in erebor" and embarrassing things like that

Bilbo getting frustrated because Fili and Kili wont tell him what Thorin is saying so Bilbo starts going through books and trying to translate on his own. Balin walks in on Bilbo one day with a pile of books around.

“What are you doing laddie?” 

“Trying to figure out what ‘zu azâg id-thutrel’ means.” 

Balin smiled fondling at Bilbo who was sitting on the floor cross legged with multiple books in his lap.

“I will teach you our language and in time you will learn what it means. What he is saying to you is too precious of a thing to pass from my lips.” 


Thorin and Bilbo stood out on the rampart, gazing up at the night sky. The guards kept their distance, knowing that this was the king and his consorts nightly routine before retiring to their chambers. 

Bilbo heard Thorin take in a breath, getting ready to utter the words he did to him every night, before he could though Bilbo turned to face him. 

“I wouldn’t say they look like the star of all stars, I mean, I do know that my eyes can be quite lovely at times.” Bilbo smiled up at Thorin teasingly. Thorin stood there with a blush creeping across his cheeks and wide eyes. Bilbo leaned up and kissed Thorin who seemed to not be able to recover over this discovery. “Lets go to bed.” Bilbo began walking away as Thorin called out behind him.

“Was it my nephews?! I swear those two cannot stay out of anything.”

[BEDMATES - Aka: Rumbelle Hospital Fuckbuddies Fic! Now complete!]

Doctor Whale only put mister Gold and miss French in a hospital room with one another because he figured they both liked solitude just as much. What he did not expect, was for the two of them to develop an unlikely friendship and attraction towards one another. Belle and Rumford soon learn that they prefer one another as bedmates rather than roommates.

Chapters: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13 - 14 - 15 - 16

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Behold my inconsistent, I-could-try-to-use-the-excuse-that-I-was-in-a-rush-but-probably-not-really, scruffy as shit handwriting, and conveniently placed doodles in a desperate attempt distract u. It’s at least 5% neater when I write on a tablet i stg. T_T

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