"Two identical strips of nylon are charged with static electricity and hung from a string so they can swing freely. Would would happen if they were brought near each other? Yes, what’s your name?"


"Milo! Off you go."

"They’d repel each other because they have the same charge."

This one goes out to the folks who picked up on that Valentine’s Day riff on School Reunion yesterday. (“Physics!”) I saw at least a couple of you! 

anonymous said:

Assumption: not only are you not religious, you are openly anti-religious.


anonymous said:

You've got swag

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.



theodoreremus said:

First name:
 Eli Nickname:
 .. eli?? Age:
 17 i believe Gender:
 male Sexual Orientation:
 i think ur straight but maybe on a scale from 0 to 6 ur like at least a 1 Nationality: I actually don't know??? sorry 
Relationship status: I think you're single I think 
 lots of things!!! including me Dislikes:
 not me idk also probably spiders. no one likes spiders Random fact: ur 100% hella rad

Correctamundo on all of these except my full name is Elijah and my nationality is Ashkenazi Jewish
Thank you frieeeend :)

anonymous said:

Boop! Pwease do all the questions


0: Height


1: Virgin?


2: Shoe size

Uh like 7 1/2 woman’s 

3: Do you smoke?


4: Do you drink?


5: Do you take drugs?

Heck nu

6: Age you get mistaken for

Uh I dunno, maybe like 16? (Which I am almost 16)

7: Have tattoos?


8: Want any tattoos?

I dunno, probably not, I enjoy temporary tattoos though x3

9: Got any piercings?

I have my ears pierced but I never wear earrings

10: Want any piercings?

I am allergic to every type of ring thing for piercings so nah

11: Best friend?


12: Relationship status


13: Biggest turn ons

If someone is not a meanie butt

14: Biggest turn offs

If someone is a meanie butt

15: Favorite movie

Prince of Egypt or Frozen or Spirit xD

16: I’ll love you if

you know how to be a nice person who will listen to and respect me (and if you like cuddles)

17: Someone you miss

Person who happens to be a boy

18: Most traumatic experience

Uh I dunno, I touched a spider?

19: A fact about your personality

Erm, I’m shy and don’t talk to people I guess

20: What I hate most about myself

Almost everything

21: What I love most about myself

I can draw

22: What I want to be when I get older


23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

Pretty good

24: My relationship with my parent(s)


25: My idea of a perfect date

Staying at home, playing video games, cuddles

26: My biggest pet peeves

I don’t really know

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

Really dark brown hair, tall, wears glasses, super sweet, caring, amazing, handsome, total dork, funny, and silly

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

I don’t know who I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

To protect them

30: What I hate the most about work/school

There are many things, like having to wake up at 5am everyday, having to be around people who ignore me and never want to talk to me, and most of all, the school work and stress

31: What your last text message says


32: What words upset me the most

"Why couldn’t you just do it right/ Why can’t you just be happy/ Just change yourself"

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

Er I don’t really know

34: What I find attractive in women

Don’t really have a preference

35: What I find attractive in men

See above answer

36: Where I would like to live


37: One of my insecurities


38: My childhood career choice


39: My favorite ice cream flavor

Chocolate chip cookie dough

40: Who wish I could be

Not me

41: Where I want to be right now

With person

42: The last thing I ate


43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

Er I dunno

44: A random fact about anything

I like Minecraft

45. Selfie

I’ll do it later when I don’t look so bleh

anonymous said:

Terrance Zdunich movies, a good record, hot chocolate, an over-sized sweater, eyeliner, and a blanket fort. And because setting is also important, at the old sac dock.