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Benedict Cumberbatch-ish

(Posting in honor of UnlockedCon, it’s awesome!)

So my parents have issues remembering the name of a certain long-named British actor and this is the result…

Benedict Cumberbatch:
Benjamin Comber bath
Limpdick Cumberbitch
Doubleclick Blundercrash
Bentdick Thundersnatch
Barbados Kum-n-go
Barrybonds Carpool lane
Fishinlure Spinnerbait
Bendystraw Caprisun
Friendlymick Slumberwash
Mustardchip Hamsammich
Varidesk Spammerwitch
Saladspin Rubikscube
Thumperbump Bambismom
Harripotter Goldinsnitch
Bigbadwolf Piggytail
Bandana Cumberbun
Pretzeltwist Cheddarwurst
Toasterfilter Cameralens
Shutterspeed Clickclickclick
BBQ Carvingknife
Benandjerrys Candycorn
Beanychip Flounderpatch
Renstimpy Thundercats
Monkeywrench Plumberscrack
Benchpress Curlsandsquats
Demonbomb Hireawitch
Bobo Babysquatch
Cuteasabutton Cuddleface 😄
Kendoll Cabbagepatch
Bodysnatch Cummerbund
Buffalo Custardbath
Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch
Mr. Cabbagewank
Bumblebee Honeycomb
Candlewick Dumberfatch
Bilgesnipe Thundergod
Genderbent Bumblebee
Carmelcorn Butterscotch
Piratesword Blunderbuss
Sonofabitch Demonspawn
Partytime Bumpandgrind
Fenderbender Barricade
Bendystraw Crumblecake
Bumpercar Cookiebatch
Sugarcookie Ovenbatch
Headbob Fingerwag
Benedict Feedlot
Benedict Kahnberbatch
Asland Cumberbop
Barack Cumberbama
Bedknobs And Broomsticks
ClarkKent Übermensch
Benedryl Cattleprod
Gingerbread CottageKit
Ingleberg Hingerbink
Blenderdick Cinderpatch
Blendedwool Camisole
Calvin Rumblestrip
Carrotstick Bunnybait
Blenderface Cuisinart
Bumperpool Swizzlestick
Barbecue Crispychicken
Dunderhead Blastingcap
Blastingcap Dubderhead