Oh, of course.
No no, “convenience abortions” are the ones you can conveniently get via drive-through abortion clinics with a buy-one-get-one-half-off coupon. Super convenient.
Bring your frequent abortion member’s card and you’ll get a free slurpee with every abortion. 5th fetus free!
Yeah. Haven’t you heard?! They offer free abortions with the purchase of a Large Slurpee!