So my grandmother said we couldn’t name our horse Francis on the grounds that it sounds “too f*ggy”. I mean. Did you… Did you forget your gay grandson is in the car or are you just trying to make a point? Well, I guess it was your daughter that said I couldn’t get a unisex sweatshirt with the Superman logo on the grounds that it made me “look like a d*ke”, so…

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anonymous asked:

My mom bought an iphone 6 the day the retrograde started and when it got here she tried to activate it and couldn't. She took it to the Verizon store for help, and they told her she had bought a sprint phone. Coincidence? I think not.

oh my god
the retrograde shows no mercy for ANYONE
watch ur backs


So .. This one time taylorswift saved my photo to her phone last out of a set of four fan photos she tweeted. With me being the last photo and my bio for IG being “I would wait forever and ever”, I found it odd that she tweeted my photo last with the caption in my bio… Coincidence? I think not!

Taylor this is a small cover for you.. PS super nervous yo!

gender drama in the tags 😱 i think it’s probs too late to jump in but for my two cents, i think it’s rude to assume someone might be trans or force an identity on them (not that i am saying this is happening, just that in my own theorizing i try to be conscious of whether i’m doing this), but one also shouldn’t just assume Bill is cis beyond a doubt. lots of NB people don’t know they’re NB until they’re given the correct info and vocabulary, because our experience is not the traditional trans narrative and we might even distance ourselves from it.

anyway, i think it’s a gray area and we’re pretending like it’s black and white??? on the one hand, one shouldn’t project an identity onto someone else (and this goes both ways!!!). on the other, i mean, i don’t think it’s a coincidence that TH has a lot of NB fans who identify strongly with Bill. i think it’s something worth exploring and opening a dialogue about.

idk what do y’all think?

anonymous asked:

If Kurupika is blond Sasuke does that make Leorio his Naruto?

leorio has the same hairstyle as older naruto??? coincidence???? i think nOT

Demons Come From the Darkness

I do not think that it is a coincidence that the Darkness resembles demon smoke so much. I mean, they are damn near identical. Although we haven’t seen the final product yet, I think it is safe to assume that the incorporeal form of the Darkness is black smoke. Like the Leviathans were black goo. And the angels are white light.

If we assume this to be true, (and believe the writers to not be lazy enough to just recycle it because it’s hard to come up with anything else) why are they so much alike?

First off is this: what is Hell?

The oldest record of the existence of Hell is when God casted Lucifer down to it. Inside of Hell, he made a special prison, which would come to be known as Lucifer’s Cage. If Lucifer is trapped in one special part of Hell, why does the rest of it exist?

My theory? Hell is the original domain of the Darkness.

Hell is where the Darkness lived. Hell was Its home. And even after God and the Archangels sealed the Darkness away, Hell itself could not be destroyed. So, they left it alone.

That is until God imprisoned Lucifer in it. And what happened after that? 

What if Hell, being the Darkness’ original abode and domain, still held some instance of Its self? Like a stain that just won’t come out?

As we have been shown so far, the way that a demon is made is that, after it is imprisoned in Hell, given enough time, they change. They metamorphose in to what has been come to be known as a Demon. Perhaps torture accelerates the process? We don’t know. SPN is not good on the details.

So, housing a human soul in Hell, given enough time and or influence (torture) will change it into a demon. Why? Because a part of the Darkness has always remained inside of Hell. All of this time. Nothing powerful enough to take over, nothing even sentient perhaps. Just a stain. A virus. One that attacks the soul and turns it dark. And evil. 

After all, the Darkness may in fact be the Source of All Evil.

*sorry to disappoint, Dean*

The Darkness has been locked away all of this time, no? But where? Inside the Earth. Just like Lucifer was able to talk to Azazel from inside his Cage, why couldn’t have the Darkness influence humans from his earthly prison? Realizing, of course, that the Darkness is infinitely stronger than Lucifer alone.

Remember, think like a writer, if you are going to give sentience to the dark, you have to take advantage of all that gives you. Everyone is afraid of the dark.

Being afraid of the dark is one of the most primordial fears every single human shares. The Dark, the unknown. The thing that moves, that is there, yet, you cannot see. But you can feel.

I believe that the Darkness has been toying away with us since our birth. And just to get back on God, the Darkness took his most beloved creations, Lucifer and Man, and turned them against Him.

This could finally be the reason why God left! As long as He stayed, the Darkness would just keep doing more, perhaps with Him absent, the Darkness wouldn’t act up so much. After all, God only leaves after Lucifer rebels, and acting on the Darkness’ influence, tricks Adam and Eve into leaving paradise. Think about it, everything God made and held dear, was now turning against Him. The only way to fix it?


But not before leaving some tools behind to help Man and the Angels.

-          Demon Tablet: to finally close the Gates of Hell, the Darkness’ domain. (More proof to my idea of God simply being a Maker and not having any real authority whatsoever). Perhaps the table even has evidence that Demons are made from Darkness-leftover in Hell. We haven’t read all of it. And Metraton took it. Why would Metraton want the Demon Tablet for anyways?

-          Angel Tablet: The tablet has already revealed to have the recipe for dropping angels, why would this need to exist? In case the Darkness got to any other angels. So, they could protect themselves from another Lucifer. And to boost their own power, should they need to go to war again: Metraton did get a nice boost while he held it.

We have been hinted at other Tablets, but none have surfaced so far.

Also, a bigger—and substantiated—piece of evidence as to why the Darkness is the reason Demons are made? What happened to Dean when he died? When his body and soul were weak enough to finally let the Darkness in through the Mark?

That’s right, kiddos: he turned into a freaking Demon.

So, here is my second Musing/Premonition: Demons come from the Darkness. Evil, all forms of Evil and Sin, comes from the Darkness.

In this case then, our SPN version of God is more benevolent than the real world one, as ours did not purposely create evil and darkness. It was already there.

anonymous asked:

Also you're in the same galaxy as Martha argerich! Coincidence? I think not!!!

And in the same solar System and in the same world.
And I was born in the same continent.
And in a month we will be in the same continent.
And we have the same mother tongue.
And we are both pianists.
And we both love Steinway.
And we both rock Bach.
And we both dislike Brahms.
And we both love Japan.
And we both learnt English as a second language.
And we are both brunettes.
And we are both women.

Coincidence? I think not.
I actually think we should get married.

bottleassassin asked:

Do you think ezio's theme is in the ACS trailer song (Ill Factor - Champion Sound)?? I've played this probably 50 times the past 2 days and never noticed until a friend pointed it out and I was like WHAT??!!!! anyway I just asked because I think you have a better ear for this

From what I hear and compared, I think your friend is saying that the “whoa ohhh” part of the song in “Champion Sound” sounds similar to the “ahhh” part in “Ezio’s Family.”

I think it’s mere coincidence than intentional, unless ill Factor says otherwise.
Have a history teacher explain this if they can.  PS: Tonight is the first night I hear about this, and I’m mind blown so don’t judge.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”

Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here’s the “kicker”:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.


Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…