boromirs asked:

hot pie is the prince that was promised

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This is not an unpopular opinion get ur Hot Pie hate out of my inbox pls. (Hot Pie = Lightbringer is a flaming sword, thus must be HOT. Coincidence? I think not.)

The Signs as Buffy Quotes
  • Aries:Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass.
  • Taurus:Quiet! You'll miss the humorous conclusion.
  • Gemini:I love the smell of desperate librarian in the morning.
  • Cancer:There are two things I don't believe in: coincidences and leprechauns.
  • Leo:You know, I honestly don't think there's a human word fabulous enough for me!
  • Virgo:I'm eating this banana, lunchtime be damned!
  • Libra:I may be dead, but I'm still pretty, which is more than I can say for you.
  • Scorpio:Ooh, again I strike the nerve. I am the surgeon of mean.
  • Sagittarius:Seize the moment. 'Cause tomorrow you might be dead.
  • Capricorn:I just have this problem with authority figures. They end up kind of dead.
  • Aquarius:No, I'm a rebel. You're an idiot.
  • Pisces:I'm going to give you all a nice, fun, normal evening if I have to kill every single person on the face of the earth to do it.
Have a history teacher explain this if they can.  PS: Tonight is the first night I hear about this, and I’m mind blown so don’t judge.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”

Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here’s the “kicker”:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.


Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…