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The skies shall burn and the stars shall fall. (Closed starter for cluelesscastiel)

cluelesscastiel
Leigh was 6 years old, in relative time. God had made him and his twin sister Luna before anything else. But something had made Leigh more powerful and slowed down his aging process. God started realizing that Leigh would be a threat, so Luna had sent Leigh to Earth to try and hide him, but God had located him due to the lack of wards.

Now he found Castiel, his most loyal seraph.
“Castiel… you shall slaughter the rebel Leigh.”
He gave no more information except the location.
“Now be gone.”
He had neglected to inform Leigh’s age.

Leigh had taken the form of a small 6 year old boy, begging on the streets of London right by Big Ben. But the night before a car had hit him and he now lay heavily injured by the side of the road. Thats when he heard the familiar sound of angel wings approaching.

cluelesscastiel asked:

"I had a sex dream about you last night," ((oh this should be plenty of awkwardness for Cas))

“Oh really?” He perked up with interest because this was Castiel, Virgin Angel extraordinaire. “Do tell Cassie, I wanna know everything.” He waggled his eyebrows even as he leaned on the counter to show his interest.

gamerpisces asked:

Lastly before I go to bed: Emma (from Jane Austen's "Emma") as aro-ace with a strong platonic love for Mr. Knightly and them having a queerplatonic relationship essentially throughout the entire book. I'm headcanoning the crap out of Jane Austen, I love her books "even though" I'm aro <3

I love the ace Austen headcanons! I love this one especially because it’s one I happen to hold, and because it also transposes onto the loose modern adaptation ‘Clueless,’ in which I headcanon the main character as asexual as well. Thanks for all the lovely messages!

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