Ultimate Best Babes Goals

1. Meredith and Christina from Grey’s Anatomy

2. Leslie and Ann from Parks and Recreation

3. Penelope, JJ, and Emily from Criminal Minds

4. Cher and Dionne from Clueless

5. Jess and Cece from New Girl

6. Thelma and Louise from Thelma & Louise

7. Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe from Friends

8. Robin and Lily from How I Met Your Mother

9. Kelly and Erin from The Office

10. Temperance and Angela from Bones

11. Poussey and Taystee from Orange Is The New Black

12. Addison and Naomi from Private Practice

13. Liz and Jenna from 30 Rock

The Signs As Teen Movies

Aries - Election

Taurus - Pretty In Pink

Gemini - The Parent Trap

Cancer - 10 Things I Hate About You

Leo - Mean Girls

Virgo - Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Libra - Perks of Being a Wallflower

Scorpio - The Breakfast Club

Sagittarius - Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure

Capricorn - Clueless

Aquarius - Heathers

Pisces  -  Sixteen Candles


“So okay, I don’t want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don’t get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we’re expected to swoon? I don’t think so.” - Clueless 1995 (dir. Amy Heckerling)


I CAN’T!!!


So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, “What about the strain on our resources?” Well it’s like when I had this garden party for my father’s birthday, right? I put R.S.V.P. cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not R.S.V.P. I was like totally buggin’. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier. And so if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty. Thank you very much.