Can you get arrested for blasting music at this time of the day? I don’t look good in orange, to be honest, and I’m almost positive that both of my neighbors called the cops on me, since they both came over to complain that my music was too loud and I refused to lower the volume. My mom isn’t home and J. Cole’s music is meant to be heard.

I don’t know whether this was coincidental or not, but the villain in the new Star Trek movie is called John Harrison. Well, it’s his alias in the beginning, but it still counts. Maybe my dad was a Trekkie. Who knows.