I’ve been invited to a Christmas party this Friday! I’m kinda choked up because this is the first Christmas party I’ve been invited to that doesn’t involve my family. (I wasn’t a popular kid in high school. Or college.)
Anyway, anyway. I was told that we’d be playing Dirty Santa. I asked the host if I should bring a gift-gift or a gag-gift and he said whatever I wanted.
Oh, God. He may regret that.
I reigned myself in and bought something reasonably acceptable.
I’m putting this book:
In this box:
I think it’s hilarious. Maybe I won’t embarrass myself.
The host mentioned that I could bring a guest. I wondered why he brought it up at all until I remembered I’m Facebook dating Christopher Tietjens.