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A Person Who Has Never Watched Dance Moms

Ok so my friend Taylor has never watched Dance Moms before and she watched the collection on Netflix. I just asked her some questions and filled her in on some information she didn’t know about. These are her opinions. I just thought it was interesting. 

What do you think about Chloe?
I like her. I think she’s a good dancer and I think she should beat Maddie more times because she’s better.

What do you think about Maddie?
I don’t get why everyone makes her such a big deal. I think Chloe is on the same level as her. Abby makes it like she’s so much better but she’s not.

What do you think about Nia?
I like her. I think she deserves more because Abby degrades her. 

What do you think about Paige?

I think she deserves more. I don’t think she deserves to be the punching bag. It’s terrible.

What do you think about Brooke?
I think she’s good. I think her tricks are really cool, and I think she deserves more credit. She should have been higher on the pyramid.

What do you think about Mackenzie?
I think she’s good. When she hurt her foot, that was a bit much. She just did it so she didn’t have to dance with them. But I think she’s good.

What do you think about Kendall?
I like her. I think she’s good. I don’t like how Jill kept taking her back to CADC.

What do you think about Christi?
She’s my favorite mom. I think Abby yells at her too much.

What do you think about Melissa?
She annoys me. I think it’s annoying how she says bad stuff but is smiling because it makes me feel like it’s super scripted.

What do you think about Holly?

I like Holly. Dr. Holly!

What do you think about Kelly?
I like Kelly although I think Abby yells at her too much too.

What do you think about Jill? 
Sometimes she can be a bit crazy but I think throughout the seasons she got better.

What do you think about Payton? 
I think she’s a good dancer but she has a bad attitude.

What do you think about Leslie?
I don’t like her. She needs to shut her yap.

What do you think about Asia?
I don’t like her.

What do you think about Kristi Ray?
I don’t like her.

What do you think about Sofia?
I think she’s a really good dancer. I think she’s really nice.

What do you think about Jackie?
I don’t like her. She seems really fake.

What do you think about Vivi-Anne?
Oh god. Cathy thinks she can dance she can’t just let the kid play baseball.

What do you think about Cathy?
I don’t like her she’s annoying and she needs to mind her own business.

What do you think about Abby Lee?
I guess I think she’s a good teacher except I don’t think she should be so hard on everyone. I don’t know why she puts so much pressure on only certain people and I don’t like how she idolizes Maddie.

What do you think about Chloe and the Hylands leaving?
I don’t like it. I don’t like that anyone left. I mean I want them to not be there but I feel like the show is not complete. It’s not the same.

Did you know Paige was suing? What do you think about that?
I don’t think Abby should have thrown the chair, but I don’t think you need to sue. I just think suing is a lot.

What do you think about the Chloe-Maddie “rivalry?” 
It made me really mad when Chloe and Maddie did the same solo and Chloe won and Abby went to the judges. I was like,”Abby you are a horrible person!!”

What do you think about Paige and Chloe posting videos on Tuesday?
I think they should be allowed to post the videos on Tuesdays because they aren’t even on the show anymore!

What about Chloe’s dance videos being posted on a Tuesday?
That’s not disrespectful she’s a dancer!

What about Chloe posting a video of her new studio? Is that disrespectful to Abby? 
Oh my god. Abby has been so disrespectful to her. These people are being disrespectful to her.

What do you think about Maddie’s music videos?

I don’t get why Maddies getting all his publicity. The drop dead diva thing was obviously rigged. Everyone knows the girl is blonde, and Maddie is obviously not blonde.

What do you think about Abby being accused of child abuse on Drop Dead Diva and now she’s actually being sued for it?

I think that’s really funny.

Do you think the show is scripted?
I always feel like Abby’s interviews are super scripted.