daddy luke getting upset when his little princess won’t do what he wants her to so he fucks her until she can’t walk you thought this was going to be a cute thing about domestic husband luke you were dead wrong
IMAGINE. FOR A SECOND. IF THE “SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG” GAME NEVER HAPPENED.
IMAGINE NO CAMARADERIE BETWEEN US FANS OVER THE HILARIOUSLY BAD THINGS WE JOKE ABOUT IN A TENDER WAY.
OR MAKING STUPID JOKES OVER AND OVER AND ITS NEVER LESS FUNNY.
IMAGINE NO MEMORABLE DISASTERS LIKE
“Where’s that DAMN fourth chaos emerald?!”
“DAMN, We’ve been detected!”
“WE’VE GOT TO FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM.”
“DAMN. NOT HERE”
“DEATH TO ALL WHO OPPOSE ME!!”
A video game starring a four foot cartoon hedgehog carrying a 10ft rifle.
“YOU’LL REGRET EVER CREATING ME. YOU’RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!”
THE PRESIDENT IN THE MIDST OF AN ALIEN INVASION DESTROYING HIS CITY LOOKS LONGINGLY TO A PHOTO OF TWO CARTOON HEDGEHOGS ON HIS DESK.
“OW the EDGE”
That last one ain’t even in the game but it’s just as beautiful and wouldn’t be here without it.
I know that and 06 had a hand in tarnishing Sonic’s reputation but the fan’s amazing humor makes me SO happy that it happened anyway!
EVEN WHEN YOU FAIL SONIC TEAM, YOU STILL MAKE ME SMILE. GOOD GAME.
The Avengers had failed. And along with them, so had Steve. He heard about it. About Rogers’ hospitalization. Which, honestly, wasn’t quite like him.
It had taken Bucky a long time to build his life back up. To remember who he was. And even though things were quite hazy, Steve was a huge part of the foundation to his life.
Before he could change his mind, he entered his hospital room, holding a small plush Captain America bear, that read ‘get well’ on it. This whole thing was stupid, and could completely backfire on Bucky. Maybe Steve wouldn’t want to see him. After all, they hadn’t spoken since… since Bucky nearly killed him.
He swallowed thickly, stepping closer to the bed. “Hey, Steve,” he whispered with a broken smile.