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Making Peace with the Manic Chipmunk

So after some rest and reflection, I think I have figured out some of my quest for 2015. Aside from the usual (fame, fortune, and a Ferrari 599) what I really actually want for the new year is to make peace with this wrangly, irritable, nibbly, constantly-talking, insatiable part of myself that I will refer to as the Manic Chipmunk. In short, I need to make peace with my life as it is, and with this bitchy little squirrel-cousin that lives deep in my soul.

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Jane, have you lost your mind? Has your decision to leave organized religion finally pushed you over the edge until you believe that tiny little omnipotent forest creatures are controlling numerous aspects of your life?

No, of course not. Don’t be silly.

…Yes. I mean, yes.

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Don't Be Sad: Just Look At All Of The Movies You Have To Look Forward To
  • August 7, 2013:Percy Jackson- Sea of Monsters
  • August 9, 2013:We're The Millers
  • August 9, 2013:Disney's Planes
  • August 16, 2013:Kick-Ass 2
  • August 21, 2013:The Mortal Instruments- City of Bones
  • August 30, 2013:One Direction- This Is Us
  • September 13, 2013:Insidious- Chapter 2
  • September 20, 2013:The Wizard Of Oz
  • September 27, 2013:Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2
  • October 11, 2013:Romeo and Juliet
  • November 1, 2013:Ender's Game
  • November 8, 2013:Thor- The Dark World
  • November 15, 2013:The Book Thief
  • November 22, 2013:The Hunger Games- Catching Fire
  • December 13, 2013:The Hobbit- The Desolation of Smaug
  • TO BE ANNOUNCED 2014:Paranormal Activity 5, Phineas and Ferb, Journey 3- From the Earth to the Moon, Spongebob Squarepants 2, Pinocchio.
  • January 31, 2014:Are We Officially Dating? (*cough* Zac Efron and Miles Teller *cough*
  • February 14, 2014:The Maze Runner
  • March 21, 2014:Divergent
  • April 4, 2014:Captain America- The Winter Soldier
  • April 16, 2014:Heaven Is For Real
  • May 2, 2014:The Amazing Spider-Man 2
  • May 9, 2014:Legends of Oz- Dorothy's Return
  • May 23, 2014:X-Men- Days of Future Past
  • June 6, 2014:Ninja Turtles
  • June 13, 2014:22 Jump Street
  • June 20, 2014:How To Train Your Dragon 2
  • June 27, 2014:Transformers 4
  • July 11, 2014:The Fast and the Furious 7
  • August 1, 2014:Fifty Shades of Grey (????)
  • October 10, 2014:Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
  • November 21, 2014:The Hunger Games- Mockingjay Part 1
  • December 12, 2014:Tomorrowland
  • December 17, 2014:The Hobbit: There and Back Again
  • December 19, 2014:Despicable Me Minions
  • December 25, 2014:Night At the Museum 3- Brother From Another Mother
  • December 25, 2014:Into The Woods
  • TO BE ANNOUNCED 2015:Avatar 2, Jurassic Park IV, Popeye, Batman vs. Superman, Star Wars- Episode VII, Snow White and the Huntsman 2, PITCH PERFECT 2 (!!!!)
  • March 13, 2015:Cinderella (w/ Helena Bonham Carter)
  • March 27, 2015:The Penguins of Madagascar
  • May 1, 2015:The Avengers- Age of Ultron
  • June 19, 2015:Assassin's Creed
  • June 26, 2015:Terminator 5
  • July 10, 2015:Pirates of the Caribbean 5
  • July 24, 2015:The Smurfs 3
  • September 25, 2015:Hotel Transylvania 2
  • November 6, 2015:Charlie Brown
  • November 21, 2015:The Hunger Games- Mockingjay Part 2
  • November 25, 2015:Finding Dory
  • December 11, 2015:Alvin and the Chipmunks 4
  • December 23, 2015:Kung Fu Panda 3
  • TO BE ANNOUNCED 2016:Avatar 3, Untitled Star Wars Spin-off Movie
  • March 4, 2016:Untitled Disney Animation 2016 Project
  • May 6, 2016:Untitled Marvel 2016 Project
  • June 10, 2016:The Amazing Spider-Man 3
  • June 17, 2016:How To Train Your Dragon 3
  • June 17, 2016:Untitled Pixar Animation 2016 Project