So, my two roommates and I are sitting at dinner talking about how large the particular chicken breasts we are eating are:

Cory: These are like Double F’s for sure, this is some hormone chicken tit

Me: I feel like DD is about as big as nature intended breasts go

P.J.: No they can get bigger.

Cory: Yeah my mom is like a double E or some shit.

P.J.: It comes in E’s!?!?

I fucking dropped my fork and laughed so hard.

anonymous said:

are you and chickentits really into music? cause literally almost everything she sends you is song lyrics

holy shit yes, when we chill we jam out to like everything, literally everything bc we’re lame & have no lives.

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