So, my two roommates and I are sitting at dinner talking about how large the particular chicken breasts we are eating are:
Cory: These are like Double F’s for sure, this is some hormone chicken tit
Me: I feel like DD is about as big as nature intended breasts go
P.J.: No they can get bigger.
Cory: Yeah my mom is like a double E or some shit.
P.J.: It comes in E’s!?!?
I fucking dropped my fork and laughed so hard.