Here I am. With your daily supply of nightmare fuel & feels in tow.

So I asked askfoxythepiratestuff to draw a picture of the new animatronics ripping open the old animatronics and finding the dessicated and mummified remains of the children inside. They declined because even though they asked for something messed up to draw, that idea was a bit too messed up for them.

I literally named this maniamjustfuckedup.jpg

For the First Time in Forever (FNAF Edition)

The windows are clean, and they’ve cleared the doors;
I didn’t think we’d be here anymore.
I really love what they’ve done with this place!
Now that I’m awake I think I’ll explore,
They’ve added a Game Room, maybe more!
And maybe I’ll find a familiar face!

Oh, now, what is in this box, here?
It’s a little hard to see…
But it kinda looks a little bit like me….

For th’ first time in forever,
I will see th’ kids again!
For th’ first time in forever!
I may finally make a friend!

I’ve been waiting since the eighties
for the kids to finally see…
For the first time in forever,
Ol’ Captain Foxy!

Imagine me standing there, hat and bow:
"Welcome, Welcome to the Show!
The Greatest Freddy Fazbear Show on Earth!”
We’re finally here, the entire crew—
Chica, Bonnie, Foxy too!
It’s time to show these people what we’re worth!

Wha-Whatcha mean I can’t go out there?
I hear kids calling my name!
This was s’posed to be my second shot at fame!!

For the first time in forever,
I finally took a stand!
Sure it got my sorry ass fired,
But now I’m makin’ plus ten grand.

They’re replacing those old fuckbots
with some models, all brand-new,
so for the last time this is Mikey,
signing off. FUCK YOU.

Don’t let them in. Don’t let them see,
or they’ll see the monster that I’ve come to be.
Just one, more time,
Put on a show!
Give back my face and nobody will know!
But it’s only for today,
Oh please, don’t make us wait!

Let the kids in, open up the gate!

For the last time for forever,
We’ll see the joy light up their eyes!
We’ll perform upon this stage again,
On this stage that’s made of lies.
And we’ll know that while we’re singing,
It s our last mem’ry of
Our time in Freddy Fazbear’s… Pizzaria!

In light of the new information given to us about the upcoming FNAF2, I thought I would write up a little something about our favorite bots.

five-nights-five-friends, textsfromfreddyfazbearspizzeria, if you’d like to give this a go, you’re welcome to it. As always, you have been an inspiration to my creative flow. If you’re curious as to the flow of the piece, I did make a recording of it, albeit half-assed, here. Enjoy the hilarity, folks.

As always, thank you for your continued support! I will write more of these as inspiration comes, and as I am available to record.



Five Night’s At Freddy’s (Animation update- WORK IN PROGRESS)

This is a work in progress but I hope you guys like it so far!