chica the duck

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS SCREENSHOT?!

DO YOU SEE THAT FUCKING MAP?

APPARENTLY, IN THIS SHOT, CHICA IS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU.

IN OTHER WORDS, SHE IS GOING TO /FUCKING FALL OUT OF THE AIR VENT ON TOP OF YOU./

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO PROTECT MYSELF WITH A FUCKING MASK WHEN A GIANT ASS MECHANICAL DUCK CHICKEN DEMON SPAWN OF HELL IS ABOVE MY ASS READY TO SWING IN FROM THE FUCKING CEILING AND STUFF ME IN A SUIT !??????!!!

Welcome To Freddy's
  • Welcome To Freddy's
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A collaboration between myself and the amazingly talented Koncreates!!!

Freddy Fazbear - Me

Audio Editor - Koncreates

Based off of this image: (http://jettison37.tumblr.com/image/95038341968)

A̸̩̣͇̟͙r̳̩̙͜͞e̮͕ ͓̹͍̩̰̗y̡̫̖̠̪̖̼͞o̝͚̣u͏͙̪͔̘ͅ ̷̬̜̗͕̺r̷̞͍̳̹̟̼̲̩̰̕e͕͓͖͉a̱̻̱͇̳̞͜͞ͅd̴̲̭͇̣̰y̺̯͖̼̺̖ ̘̘͔͓̳̫̞́̀ͅͅf̺̦͓̣̲͎̰o̟̪̕͘r̛͏̪̦̟̣͎ͅ ̜̼͚͈͓͖̼͚́F̤̖̤̗̻r̪̖̤͚̯̱̣͟ẹ̶̗̲̳d̵͉͕͙̣̜̲d̷͕͔̥̟̯ͅy̼̣͕͔̱ͅ?̗̱͕̲̭͍

Candle Cove (Unofficial Theme)
  • Candle Cove (Unofficial Theme)
  • Ben Hayward
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My headcannon theme of sorts for Foxy The Pirate.

A sad tale for the robotic pirate:

He scoured the seven seas in search of legendary treasure.

Because swiggity swooty he was comin’ for that booty.

But alas his pirating days were over the minute that bear came through that door.

His name was forgotten, his treasures plundered, left in ruins he was.

Until one day a child just so happened to stumble upon his abandoned quarters. 

How happy Foxy was to finally see somebody.

He would put on a show for that child!!

A show that child would never forget!!

But sadly…

This tale doesn’t end in happiness.

For you see the child was curious as to what made the pirate tick.

Too close to his unhinged jaw did he creep.

“It wasn’t Foxy’s fault” Foxy says to himself every night recounting that horrible nightmare.

“How was I supposed to know my jaw would just suddenly snap shut?”

His jaw had snapped shut on the child. Biting into the child’s brain.

No lawsuits were made, no charges were filed. 

(Surprisingly)

But for the Fox….

Well…

He was shut down.

His attraction torn down.

And thus ends the tale of Foxy The Pirate.

Candle Cove (Unofficial Theme)” - Ben Hayward