My headcannon theme of sorts for Foxy The Pirate.
A sad tale for the robotic pirate:
He scoured the seven seas in search of legendary treasure.
Because swiggity swooty he was comin’ for that booty.
But alas his pirating days were over the minute that bear came through that door.
His name was forgotten, his treasures plundered, left in ruins he was.
Until one day a child just so happened to stumble upon his abandoned quarters.
How happy Foxy was to finally see somebody.
He would put on a show for that child!!
A show that child would never forget!!
This tale doesn’t end in happiness.
For you see the child was curious as to what made the pirate tick.
Too close to his unhinged jaw did he creep.
“It wasn’t Foxy’s fault” Foxy says to himself every night recounting that horrible nightmare.
“How was I supposed to know my jaw would just suddenly snap shut?”
His jaw had snapped shut on the child. Biting into the child’s brain.
No lawsuits were made, no charges were filed.
But for the Fox….
He was shut down.
His attraction torn down.
And thus ends the tale of Foxy The Pirate.
“Candle Cove (Unofficial Theme)” - Ben Hayward