cher~

What nourishes me also destroys me.
—  Angelina Jolie
EXO’s reaction to their kids screaming and fighting in the car

Sehun: *starts singing louder and louder until he cannot hear the kids anymore*

Kai: “Shut the fuck up or I’ll drive us all off a cliff!!!”

Tao: *10000% done with his family*

Kyungsoo: “I swear if you don’t stop soon, I’ll sacrifice you all to the Dark Lord!”

Chanyeol: let’s be real here, he’s probably the noisiest one in the car

Chen: “Oh god, I think I’m going crazy…this is worse than living at the dorm!”

Baekhyun: “Could it be possible that those are my genes that are making them so noisy…?”

Lay: *turns around to the children*

Suho: *gets nostalgic* “Oh, it feels just like good old times living at the dorm with the guys!”

Kris: “Why are you like this? Do you want daddy to cry?”

Luhan: *starts slapping himself* “Why did you have to have children, you idiot Luhan, you could have lived a peaceful life in solitude!”

Xiumin: *turns around to the kids* “The next one who makes just as much as a sound is going to get thrown out of the driving car, am I making myself clear?!”

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I welcome anyone to try being an ass on JB’s Instagram feed while mansplaining why they don’t agree with (read: comprehend) drawing attention to the inequalities that exist between men and women in media.

I wish you would.

signs as Disney quotes

Aries: “I just don’t see how a world that makes such wonderful things could be so bad”- Ariel

Taurus: “Some people care too much, I think it’s called love” - Winnie the Pooh

Gemini: “You know that place between sleep and awake, place where you still remember dreaming? That’s where I’ll always love you”- Peter Pan

Cancer: “ Ohana means family, and Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten”- Stitch, Lilo and Stitch

Leo: “You’re only in trouble if you get caught”- Aladdin

Virgo: “The Mad Hatter: have I gone mad? Alice: I’m afraid so. You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll Tell you a secret. All the best people are”- Alice, Alice in Wonderland

Libra: “Remember you’re the one who can fill the world with sunshine”- Snow White

Scorpio: “A true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the size of his heart"- Hercules

Sagittarius: “Hakuna Matata, it means no worries for the rest of your days”- The Lion King

Capricorn: “"You’re at peace because you know it’s okay to be afraid”- Mulan

Aquarius: “It’s not until you lose everything that you can truly appreciate everything”- Belle, Beauty and the Beast

Pisces: “When life gets you down, do you know what you’ve gotta do? Just keep swimming”- Dory, Finding Nemo

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Tong Zhang, Feng Qi Wen, Yuan Bo Chao, Kiki Kang and Yu Zhang by John-Paul Pietrus for Harper’s Bazaar China October 2014.

Fashion editor: Lucia Liu
Hair stylist: Chen Feng
Makeup artist: Qiqi
Set designer: Mou Mao
Retoucher: Simon Thistle at Happy Finish

More from the editorial

#fics2fap2monday [Luhan Edition]

Luhan, the boy with the bright smile and the resident deer in the headlight facial expression. Luhan, the boy who have been described time and time again as a timeless beauty.  As delicate and as docile as a white daisy on a windy day, he is an image of virtue.  A true gentleman.

But, to me, the Luhan that I see is a man full of passion and spirit. I see him as someone who, despite his polite and courteous manner, is very manly. There is always this undercut of dominance in him that I find incredibly alluring. His dominance never take center stage, but it is there in his mannerism, and it is precisely this dichotomy between his image and personality that makes him such a captivating lover. 

Luhan is not kinky nor is he aggressive, but he is possessive. As a lover, I see him as someone who would on one hand, give you flowers whilst looking away from embarrassment, but at the same time, would gripe your waist with such force that it starts to hurt, with the sole purpose of letting you know that you are his and his alone.

It is this sexier and darker side of Luhan that I would be introducing today…


1. Good Use by BrightStar32

Kinks: cross-dressing, daddy

Kris is given a beautiful rose-tinted night slip as a fan gift, and it would be such a shame if the slip would go to waste unworn. (Despite what I said about Luhan being manly and commanding, I certainly can not deny that I find it incredibly satisfying when he is dominated.)

2. Big Branch by Catherinemoreland

Kinks: size humiliation, dirty talk, shower sex

Luhan rarely uses the communal shower room in the presence of the other students. Minseok thinks that it is because Luhan is afraid of other teasing him for the size of his dick. (I have no words to describe how satisfying a read this was. I am a sucker for dirty talk, and Minseok is just filthy in this one.)

3. Driver, Roll Up the Partition by cloudypeach

Kinks: daddy, rimming, semi-public sex

Luhan and Sehun has a gala to attend, but with the way that Luhan looks tonight, Sehun is more than willing to skip on the gala, if it means that he can have Luhan right now at the back of the car. (In spite of my insistence that Luhan is manly, for some reason I keep recommending bottom!Luhan. I am sorry baby, it is just that you are so well written as a bottom.)

4. My Kinky Boyfriend by blueredling

Kinks: pygophilia, exhibitionism, lactophilia, asphyxiophlia […just to name a few]

Minseok has Luhan as boyfriend. Minseok has Luhan and perverse mind as a boyfriend. Minseok has Luhan and his ten kinks as a boyfriend. (Some of the kinks in this series is very very kinky…lactophilia? WOW. Though, the only true shortcoming of this series is that it is not longer!)

Oldies but Goodies

5. Teacher, Teacher by barelessbody

6. Tell Me What You’re Thinking by shattered_mirror

7. How to Pet: A Users Guide by drainbamage954

8. Swallow My Sugar Kiss -> Let Me Break the Ice -> Taste of Poison Paradise -> 180 Degrees by inkin_brushes

If you have been following my recommendations long enough, you should know why this series is up here. It is such a shame that 180 Degrees got taken down, it was my favorite among the series, but even with it absence, this series is still such a beautiful piece of writing.

In commemoration of Luhan’s 25th birthday (and to make up for last week’s #fics2fap2friday cancellation), I did a special Luhan edition today! I hope that you all enjoyed it!

(To all of the readers who are currently, or will soon be, battling the horrendous finals period, study hard and good luck on all of your papers and finals!)

- Admin Q

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Steph Curry once again proving he’s from another planet!