Dick Cheney is ready to laugh about waterboarding.
Conservatives gathered at the Plaza Hotel in Manhattan Monday night to roast the former vice president at an event where many of the biggest laugh lines touched on the most controversial policies of a key architect of his administration’s war on terror. At the gathering, hosted by Commentary, figures including former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld and former Attorney General Michael Mukasey drew a mix of chuckles and winces with jokes that left few lines uncrossed, according to three guests.
Senator Joe Lieberman “said something to the effect that it’s nice that we’re all here at the Plaza instead of in cages after some war crimes trial,” recalled one person who was there.
Other major targets included former Secretary of State Colin Powell, mocked for leaking, and President Barack Obama, who was mocked, repeatedly, for the relative strength of Russian President Vladimir Putin. The event, sponsored by Rupert Murdoch, Paul Singer, and other top conservatives (listed here) also starred former Senator Joe Lieberman and Scooter Libby, the Cheney aide convicted of lying to investigators in a leak hunt. Two attendees said the edgy jokes were in appropriate spirit of a roast; the third found them in poor taste, even in that setting. The dinner was, to the surprise of some guests, punctuated by a live performance of Yiddish songs and by an video featuring Cheney’s face on others’ bodies, which emcee and Commentary editor John Podhoretz joked in an email to BuzzFeed he would release only for $1 million.
“There were some waterboarding jokes that were really tasteless,” the guest said. “I can see the case for enhanced interrogation techniques after Sept. 11 but I can’t really endorse sitting there drinking wine and fancy dinner at the Plaza laughing uproariously about it.”
Cheney himself told one waterboarding joke, the attendees said, which he attributed to Jay Leno. It centered on a one-shot antelope hunting contest in Wyoming in which the loser had to dance with an Indian squaw. Cheney’s shot got caught in the barrel, producing a dispute over whether it counted as a hit or a miss — and Leno, according to Cheney, joked that Cheney wanted to go catch the animal with his bare hands and waterboard it.
The right-wing media is hiding Bush’s actions to claim that he gave a “visionary” warning about the rise of ISIS in 2007.
Fox host Steve Doocy asserts that ”a lot of people are probably scratching their heads going,’I wish we would have listened to him,” and Megyn Kelly referred to the alleged “cautionary warning” as “eerie” and “frighteningly accurate.”
While conservatives are blaming the troop withdrawal under Obama (initiated by the 2008 SOFA agreement that was signed by Bush) as the underlying cause of ISIS’ power, they’re forgetting to mention that ISIS traces its roots back to the Iraq War
Dick Cheney has lifetime record of being a chickenshit chickenhawk who sent hundreds of thousands to die. He is the mastermind behind US torture policies and said we would be “greeted as liberators” in Iraq.
For being 100% wrong and proudly ignorant, Cheney is awarded Republican privileged honors and a seat at any foreign policy table.
Conservatism is built on the blind loyalty to the most failed of politicians and policies.