I HAVE SOME DISTURBING NEWS
MY RESEARCH HAS UNEARTHED SOME STARTLING RESULTS!
My issue with the busted song
“and your great great great granddaughter… She’s pretty fine”
The song “year 3000” was released in 2003
Matt willis (born 1983) is 20
The girls he’s singing to are between the ages of 11 and 15
But let’s say 17 (born 1986) to keep it kosher.
You (you’re the 17 year old)
Your great granddaughter
Your great great granddaughter
Your great great great granddaughter
Let’s say each woman has a baby at the average first birth age of 29
Making 2148 is the year of the birth of your great great great granddaughter.
Meaning that by the time the 20 year old Matt Willis arrives in the year 3000 your great great great granddaughter is 852 years old.
And she’s pretty fine.