cheapenglish

LEO
I HAVE SOME DISTURBING NEWS
MY RESEARCH HAS UNEARTHED SOME STARTLING RESULTS!
My issue with the busted song
Year 3000
“and your great great great granddaughter… She’s pretty fine”

The song “year 3000” was released in 2003
Matt willis (born 1983) is 20
The girls he’s singing to are between the ages of 11 and 15
But let’s say 17 (born 1986) to keep it kosher.

So that’s
You (you’re the 17 year old)
Your daughter
Your granddaughter
Your great granddaughter
Your great great granddaughter
And then
Your great great great granddaughter

Let’s say each woman has a baby at the average first birth age of 29

29x5=145
17+145=162
162+1986=2148

Making 2148 is the year of the birth of your great great great granddaughter.

Meaning that by the time the 20 year old Matt Willis arrives in the year 3000 your great great great granddaughter is 852 years old.
And she’s pretty fine.

—  joshua jones

tumblr babes

  • thisisabust the reason she has such a large percentage of my crush points is because she is probably the nicest person on the internet who is also interesting AND attractive.
  • cheapenglish this is my best friend’s personal blog. he is a good artist (electricbeige), with good interests, and is very, very funny. though his sense of humour is a little surreal, it speaks volumes to me.
  • howlikeatree hmm. i liiiiike…. marina’s art, marina’s interests, marina’s opinions, marina’s anecdotes and marina’s personality.
  • nickdrake this is photography i like of cool iconic people. cool and iconic.
  • halleyscomutt BARK!! BARK BARK!! GOOD DOG. BEST BLOG!! TAIL WAG. TAIL WAG AT THE GOOD DOG BLOG.
  • oldmanhoho woah! hello! you are new to this list. i really get on with his sense of humour. it tickles me.
  • bumisforclosers jo hasn’t been posting much recently but i’d say about…. 107% of what she posts is quality.
  • animalstalkinginallcaps I THINK I JUST LIKE SHOUTY ANIMALS. also the guy who runs it is really nice.
  • sirseahorse yay. pretty much everything posted by this user is either comedy gold or makes you think. or both. like… can fish jump? is it counted as jumping? that is such an old post but it stuck with me.

doing this agin because this is more accurate i think

also i wanted to say nice things about these lovely people because i like to copy marina pretty much all the time