I HAVE NEVER FUCKIN HEARD OF THAT B4

CORRECTING GRAMMAR AS A COMEBACK OH MAN

I CAN FEEL THE SECONDHAND HEAT OF THE BURN UPON MY FACE

—  britt

[14:12:58] courfeyreed: britt fucks goats pass it on

[14:13:10] courfeyreed: this is a rumour id like to start

[14:13:15] britt: “rumour”?

[14:13:19] legolas what do your elf eyes see: oh my god

[14:13:19] courfeyreed: oh ym GDO

[14:13:22] britt: fuCK

[14:13:24] legolas what do your elf eyes see: youre sick

carolina: do you actually avoid sushi because of salmonella or do you just dislike it
britt: i just dislike it, i use the salmonella reasoning on why i don’t eat cookie dough too
reed: i
reed: u dont like cookie dough
reed: get the fcuk
reed: out of my face

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MORAN, SEBASTIAN, COLONEL. Unemployed. Formerly 1st Bangalore Pioneers. Born London, 1840. Son of Sir Augustus Moran, C.B., once British Minister to Persia. Educated Eton and Oxford. Served in Jowaki Campaign, Afghan Campaign, Charasiab (despatches), Sherpur, and Cabul. Author of HEAVY GAME OF THE WESTERN HIMALAYAS (1881); THREE MONTHS IN THE JUNGLE (1884). Address: Conduit Street. Clubs: The Anglo-Indian, the Tankerville, the Bagatelle Card Club.

On the margin was written, in Holmes’ precise hand:

The second most dangerous man in London.

  • britt:ned's face when sansa says she doesn't like the doll breaks my heart
  • charlotte:hes like of couse you dont like it no one eve rlikes me anyway
  • britt:sldfsdafkjsdg
  • charlotte:ITS LIKE THE UNIVERSE IS SCREAMING
  • "DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE IT WAS"
  • "HE PUT HIS HEART INTO IT"
  • "FUCK YOU SANSA I'M TAKING HIM AWAY FROM YOU"

HOUSE CHARBRITA
"hhhehehe"

- CHARLOTTE GARFIELD 
   - LUNA, her dog
   - RICHARD MADDEN, her spouse
   - ANDREW GARFIELD, her previous spouse, escaped to the North with JESSE            EISENBERG
- RITA FRANCO
  - MINNIE, STITCH and PINKIE, her fuckton of dogs
  - JAMES FRANCO, her spouse
- BRITT JAMES
  - PIGWIDGEON, her guard cat
  - JOE DEMPSIE, her boyfran b/c reasons

why am i posting this

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if i were spiderman i would tell everyone im spiderman just for attention and then i wouldnt be able to live up to the expectations and i would have a breakdown and like
shave my head like britney spears
—  im actually friends with people like this
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