Carlos, the sciencits! He is all you need in your life!
I am not a good salesman, tumblr. Neither I want to be. Thankfully who doesn’t love Carlos?
But, sorry (not, I’m not really sorry. Sorry for this) bad news, he isn’t for sale. But Girl Scouts made cookies again and we have lots of them! Please sent help… pass for radio station for a box. They are delicious. Not somuch as Carlos but close.
cecil asks carlos if he’ll marry him and carlos says “does gallium liquefy when placed in the human hand?” and there’s an awkward silence as cecil digs out his phone and googles the answer but it’s yes and the celebration commences