cease your verbage isobel

i think i will always remember this day because of many reasons
  1. ravenclaw won the pottermore house cup and the hufflepuffs got 3rd place
  2. i became strangely and inexplicably obsessed with big hero 6 for no apparent reason
  3. i played a cah game wherein i won 4 points
  4. two of which were because i played a blank card that said “cum” when asked to fill in the blank for a card along the lines of “there was what on the impala’s hood?!?”
  5. the other was “what is cas’s nickname for dean”
  6. i put in a blank card that said “my little fuck nugget”
  7. i have no idea where that came from
  8. but it was funny
if any of you wanted to know how immature i am, here you go

so i’m actually giggling really hard

okay so in fractions i always have a hard time remembering the positions of the numerator and denominator 

but no longer

i now can confidently say that that i know that the denominator is on the bottom

because i call it the “dean-ominator”

i have deduced something muy importante

when tipsy, mincepiesammy turns into a fuckin idjit. she called me a poo then apologised and asked why i don’t speak french.

this is an exact copy of one of her messages:

Hon hon hon c’est une omelette du fromage je suis une fuckin pomme de terre, j’aime ça

which, when translated, means:

Hon Hon Hon is a cheese omelette I’m a fuckin potato, I like it

jfc lee what am i going to do with u

why are we friends

GUESS WHO JUST HIT 200 FOLLOWERS MOTHERFUCKERS

THAT’S RIGHT

IT BE THIS BITCH HERE

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

MOTHERFUCKING BLOG RATES

Rules: 

  • mbf me
  • reblog this post
  • send me your favourite book character
  • rates will look like this

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Am I following? no but ily:-)|now|ofc|i will follow you into the dark

blacklist “isobel does things” if you don’t want to see these

oh my fucking god i think i have found heaven

okay so i’m looking at this website called lookhuman and i am freaking the fuck out 

because honestly there are so many things to be happy about with this website

there are so many pansexual and asexual related things i think i might cry

I LOOKED UP SUPERNATURAL FOR KICKS

TWO PAGES IN A FIND A SHIRT THAT SAYS

"MY IDEAL WEIGHT IS JENSEN ACKLES ON TOP OF ME"

AND I JUST

GO LOOK AT THE WEBSITE NOW

jESUS CHRIST

SO I SAW SOMEONE MENTION “BLONDE” A LITTLE WHILE AGO

I LOOKED IT BC I REMEMBERED HEARING ABOUT IT FROM SOMEWHERE

YE

IT WAS A MINISERIES ABOUT MARILYN MONROE FROM 2001 OR SOMETHING

I WAS LOOKING AT IT ON AMAZON

APPARENTLY PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT THAT DVD ALSO BOUGHT 

"TEN INCH HERO"

"DEVOUR" AND

"MY BLOODY VALENTINE"

I CHECKED THE CAST ON IMDB

HELLO JENSEN HOW ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT

OKIE-DOKIE

SO I’VE GOTTEN A COUPLE COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE FACT THAT I KEEP CHANGING MY URL WHICH MAKES  IT IMPOSSIBLE TO TAGS ME IN THINGS

TO MAKE IT EASIER FOR EVERYBODY, IF YOU COME ACROSS SOMETHING THAT YOU WANT TO TAG ME IN, JUST TAG IT WITH

GET YOUR FEATHERY ASS DOWN HERE

AND I SHALL ARRIVE