THE A-Z OF FESTIVALS AND TECH ROUND UP DOUBLE BILL! (Cause i'm in a good mood so make the most of it)
Things that are wrong here:
- Nobody wants to eat that much fibre at a festival when there are only 10 Eco-toilets.
- 7-50. What does that fucking mean? £7-£50 and they decide whether they think you’re a mug or not.Does it mean £7.50 because that’s a fucking joke.
Z IS FOR ZE MOMENT
There is nothing left for me to say about festivals that begin with a Z, so because festival season is basically over, I thought i’d get across how shit it is to play one.
We’ve played on some medium sized festival line-ups and I can safetly say that they’ve all been bad. You know when huge comedians or rockstars say their favourite gigs are the small intimiate clubs, I now know what they mean. There is nothing that takes you out of the moment more, than when you’re getting really into the drop of your best song, and you look up and see about 100 meteres away, some middle class twat eating sushi from a pop up stall. Raw fish should never be consumed in such an unhygienic place, but also it’s not really very rock n roll. You don’t get that in CBGB’s…
TECH ROUND UP
Hey Apple, NOBODY WANTS A HUGE FUCKING WATCH (which you still need an Iphone to operate) OR A HUGE FUCKING PHONE. DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM GOOGLE GLASS?
Those phones are bigger and heavier than my old reliable Nokia 3310. I’ll wait till they install a chip in my head before I walk round looking like the bionic nerd thanks.