Wilson sure has a lot to do on his agenda today! That’s what you get for slacking off the past couple of days, kitty. Oh, wait, that was me. 😰 Back to work. // #bulletjournal #todolist #catsofinstagram
“In keeping with this new trend of ‘Cat Cafes’ springing up all over the place, we are converting CATS AT THE BAR into our very own ‘Cat Cafe’! From now on, all the food will be prepared by us cats. We hope you like it.” “…By the way, who’s on dishes tonight?”
Mom: Good-morning boys! What’s the matter now?
Oreo: It’s this pot here mom. It’s clean.
Mom: But Oreo, it’s supposed to be clean!
Oreo: Wrong mom. It’s breakfast time. It’s supposed to be filled with bacons. I think it’s time you get it dirty.