cath:ohshc

but imagine an ouran marauders au
  • james and sirius start the hogwarts host club
  • all the girls in school drool over them
  • remus is the brains behind the operation
  • sirius is a posh motherfucker
  • lily as haruhi
  • muttering all the time about damn purebloods
  • lily accidentally breaks james’s expensive new broom
  • remus blackmails her into joining
  • lily wears a boy’s uniform sometime because its more comfortable
  • gryffindor girls start a rival group and fighting over lily
  • remus and sirius are exceedingly gay for each other
  • they. never. stop. fucking. touching. each other.
  • ‘Daddy’
  • ‘Mummy’
  • peter as the boy loli
  • stealing remus’s sweets all the time
  • playing up his big eyes and baby fat
  • james LITERALLY GROWING MUSHROOMS WHEN HE SULKS 
  • marlene as renge!!1!1
  • MUGGLE MARKET!! MUGGLE MARKET!!
  • “you’re so weird potter”
  • remus and sirius hit on lily just to piss james off
  • DO NOT FUCKING WAKE REMUS UP BEFORE 6AM
  • remus threatens intense violence in a calm, happy voice
  • sirius and his family issues
  • ‘i am the product of excellent breeding’
  • the boys going to lily’s muggle dwelling and freaking the fuck out
  • NO LILY THOSE DRAGON TARTARS ARE BY NO MEANS FANCY
  • remus selling calendars of just sirius and james in quidditch gear and making a huge fucking profit
  • mcgonagall visits one day and gryffindor suddenly has 3923847923 points
  • james as the fucking matchmaker of hogwarts and trying to set everyone up
  • creating elaborate pranks to push alice and frank together
  • lily showing the boys instant coffee
  • it becomes the new drink of gryffindor
  • and all the rest of the houses start adopting it because they’re trying to look cool
  • suddenly there’s no more pumpkin juice with breakfast, just instant coffee
  • sirius singing ‘kiss kiss fall in love’ at every opportunity
  • james screaming ‘DADDY WILL PROTECT YOU’ when snape calls lily a mudblood
  • just
  • hogwarts
  • host club
  • SOMEONE GIVE IT TO ME
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Every Ouran Highschool Host Club Episode Ever
[22/26] - Mori-senpai Has an Apprentice Candidate!

“Bossa Nova, I would like to introduce you to… a lovely item named Mitsukuni. Sure, Mori-senpai may be kind of mean-looking, and he may seem distant when you first meet him, but what if we put Mitsukuni on his shoulders? Suddenly, it’s like he’s a forest Teddy Bear that all the animals adore!”

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This is the full version of this! Sorry for the long wait!!!! Please click the photos to read the dialogues!

“IwaZuka & Ouran High School Swimming-Host Club will be waiting for your return! See you next summer?????”

Edit: Bigger version of the last pic here!

the signs as ouran high school host club types

the princely type- leo, taurus

the cool type- capricorn, virgo

the boy lolita type- pisces, cancer

the strong and silent type- aquarius, libra

the little devil type- aries, scorpio

the natural type- sagittarius, gemini