I lost it at “What slave you’ve been talking to?!”

I am soooo weak!

Why the signs are late for school

Aries: Hangover :\
Taurus: Overslept
Gemini: Most Likely dreading existence
Cancer: They just didn’t give a fuck
Leo: Eating :]
Virgo: Loosing time on social media
Libra: fixing their eyeliner
Scorpio: Taking the perfect before school selfie
Sagittarius: Didn’t want to deal with idiots
Capricorn: homework wasn’t done
Aquarius: Yoga
Pisces: Who actually knows