Bleach characters, you just learned that Yhwach and Yamamoto used to date! Your reactions?


As requested by anon. :)


Ichigo: Used to…?


Ichigo:


Ichigo: Please tell me this war wasn’t caused by a bad breakup.


Ichigo: That would not make me happy.


(ghost) Yamamoto: This war was caused by a bad breakup.


Ichigo: DAMMIT


Orihime: That’s so sad!


Orihime: A Quincy and a shinigami fell in love, but it didn’t work out, and then their societies went to war??


Chad: It is very tragic.


Chad: With their epic facial hair, they should have been able to make it work.


Chad: Just think of the epic facial hair their children would have had.


Ishida: …they couldn’t have had children, Sado.


Chad: Not with that attitude.


Candice: I can’t believe His Majesty *slaughtered* his ex!


Candice: He must have liked Bambietta.


Cang Du: This just goes to show why shinigami and Quincy should not date.


Masaki: Um 


Isshin: Um


Bazz-B: Um


Renji: ….wait why are *you* saying “um,” Bazz-B?


Hisagi: No wonder nobody in Soul Society is allowed to date.


Hisagi: The head captain must think dating is a terrible, terrible thing.


Ishida: Oh for the love of Quincy!


Ishida: This war is NOT about a bad breakup, people!


Ishida: If it were, would we be in the Royal Realm right now? Or would the war have ended when His Majesty slaughtered the shinigami head captain?


Ichigo: Y-you’re right, Ishida! That makes me feel so much better!


Ichigo: Unless, of course, the Soul King was the one who got them to hook up in the first place…


Ichigo: But that can’t be the case!


Soul King: Oh I was totally the one who set them up on a blind date originally.


Soul King: I thought they could take about their facial hair.


Chad: Definitely a good reason.


Yhwach: And now the man who motivated the man who broke my heart….has to die.


(ghost) Yamamoto: Yeah like you were blameless.


Yhwach: I WROTE YOU MANY POEMS


Ichigo:


Ishida:


Ishida: Maybe I will quit the Quincy after all.


Ichigo: Yeah you’d better.

Bleach characters, Aizen has decided to join Yhwach after all! Your reactions?


As requested by anon. :)


Aizen famously said no when Yhwach tried to recruit him to the Quincy. But what if Bleach characters learned that Aizen had changed his mind and decided to say yes after all? What would they say about Aizen being with the Quincy? 


Everybody: [looks at Askin]


Askin: I AM NOT AIZEN


Kyoraku: Yeah!


Everybody: [looks at Kyoraku]


Kyoraku: Uh…I’m not Aizen either, guys.


Aizen: *I’m* Aizen.


Aizen: Me, in the flesh. Looking like I do. I am the one who has joined Yhwach.


Aizen: What do you think about that?!


Soi Fon: I can’t help but think that we’ve done this already.


Soi Fon: Fight Aizen again? Why should we bother?


Hitsugaya: I AM SO READY TO VIOLENTLY KILL THAT HAIR LOCKED BASTARD


Shinji: FUCK YEAH I’M GETTING ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY


Shinji: MAYBE I’LL USE BANKAI THIS TIME


Hiyori: I CAN’T WAIT TO ATTACK WITHOUT GETTING CUT IN HALF BY GIN


Soi Fon:


Soi Fon: Yes I’m sure it will turn out so much differently for you guys this time.


Bazz-B: Aw, come on! First His Majesty steals our powers, and then he lets AIZEN join his special group of special people??


Bazz-B: Like, why are the rest of us even here??


Kenpachi: I can’t believe Aizen said yes to that “special war powers” deal!


Kenpachi: Yhwach didn’t seem super convincing to me.


Urahara: I guess Aizen *really* wants to get into the Royal Realm!


Chad: He could have done that by joining us.


Orihime: Um we wouldn’t have let him come with us, I don’t think.


Chad: I’m still a little hurt.


Renji: Aizen wants to kill the Soul King so bad, huh?


Soul King: But why I’m so cuddly.


Sentoki: Bright side, though - Aizen’s not a Quincy, so when he’s killed, he’ll stay dead!


Hikifune: Isn’t he immortal?


Sentoki: That’s the less bright side.


Byakuya: We in the Gotei-13 have beaten Aizen before.


Byakuya: We will beat him again.


Byakuya: And by “we,” I of course mean “Kurosaki Ichigo.”


Ichigo:


Ichigo: Well…..I guess I can beat Aizen. Again.


Ichigo: Historically people are way easier to defeat the second time.


Ichigo: Maybe I won’t even lose my powers!


Rukia: …I’d better get a sword ready, just in case.

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If you can see both of them doing the same shit and then only perceive ONE as romantic. You’re full of shit and in denial because I can pull out example after fucking example of them doing the same shit. Minus the rape kiss confession on a dead body

LOVE IS AN ACTION WORD

 Debunking a myth: Kubo never shows Rukia’s feelings for Ichigo.

Nemu's notes on the day that Squad 11 and Squad 12 spent together


Squads 11 and 12 hanging out requested by anon. :)


—My squad and Squad 11 have been ordered to hang out


—I am not sure why, but I suspect that the power has gone to Head Captain Kyoraku’s head


—Either that or Mayuri-sama and/or Zaraki is being punished for something


—Regardless, I will be taking notes


—Yachiru asked me to, and I always do what the WSRA president asks of me


—I think she might be planning to make me the new VP for this reason


—But regardless


—Currently Mayuri-sama and Zaraki are arguing about what they should do


—Mayuri-sama wishes to dissect Zaraki. Zaraki wishes to fight Mayuri-sama.


—It seems to me that a fight with scalpels might allow both to get their wish, but I am staying out of it. I have notes to take.


—Meanwhile Ikkaku is also trying to start a fight. With Akon as it seems.


—More specifically, Ikkaku wants to “get drunk and fight.” Akon has countered with, “Why don’t we just drink?”


—They are now drinking, along with Yumichika


—Hiyosu is wandering up to them. Yumichika has seen him. He is expressing horror at what he deems to be a “horrifyingly frog-like man.”


—Hiyosu has decided not to drink with them after all.


—Mayuri-sama and Zaraki have reached an agreement.


—Or rather, Mayuri-sama has decided to sit there ignoring Zaraki while Zaraki continues to try to goad him into a fight.


—This is their equilibrium. 


—Mayuri-sama does appear to be taking measurements of Zaraki. He is not one to let an opportunity go to waste.


—Ikkaku, Yumichika, and Akon are now thoroughly drunk. Ikkaku is telling Akon how “bad-ass” his horns are.


—Yumichika seems amused. 


—Yachiru seems to have gotten bored of watching Zaraki and Mayuri-sama argue


—Or at least, she is wandering away. It is always hard to know the president’s motivations.


—Oh! Wait I think I see what is going on. She smelled Rin.


—Rin who is trying to hide behind the corner of a building to eat his candy.


—Yachiru has taken Rin’s candy.


—Yachiru is eating Rin’s candy.


—Rin doesn’t seem to know what to do.


—No, wait. He has taken more candy from his pockets. They are now eating candy together.


—Neither of them has spoken yet, but observation leads me to believe that they are now friends.