As requested by anon. :)
Bleach characters are in Disneyland! What will that experience be like?
1. As Nodt: Loves the “It’s A Small World” ride
Because it is the scariest ride at the park.
As Nodt: I took Mask on it.
As Nodt: He ruptured his own ear drums to survive.
2. Halibel: Loves “Splash Mountain”
As a desert shark, getting wet is still a novelty for her.
Halibel: Plus, my fracciones and I take truly epic pictures.
Halibel: Here is one where they removed their own arms.
Halibel: We weren’t allowed back after that.
3. Chad: Loves “Big Thunder Ranch”
He likes to pet all of the adorable animals.
Chad: Although the fact that there is a BBQ restaurant attached creeps me out a bit.
Unohana: But why that is the best part
4. Rukia & Orihime: Make it their mission to get photographs with all of the Disney princesses
Rukia is always quick to mention that Orihime is a princess too.
Orihime: Kuchiki look, it’s your princess, Snow White!
Orihime: Switch into bankai and let’s get a picture!
Rukia: Or maybe no bankai in a children’s park!
Orihime: Or okay that works too!
5. Yachiru: Spends most of her day “behind the scenes”
Disneyland has its own town hidden behind the park. Yachiru found it.
Disney employee: Wait since when was there a door in that wall?
6. Grimmjow: Is thrown out for trying to cut in line
He is not a very patient guy.
Grimmjow: Oh sure. Punch ONE child and suddenly they’re throwing you out.
Zommari: Why didn’t you just create clones of yourself to wait in many lines at once like I did?
Grimmjow: Because I….can’t?
Zommari: Sucks to be you.
7. Ggio: Is *severely* disappointed by the “Jungle Cruise”
He thought there would be more excitement and live, dangerous animals.
Ggio: I’m pretty sure none of those robots have even SEEN a jungle!
8. Komamura: Finds himself being asked to be in many photos
Also he gets asked what Disney movie he’s from a lot.
Komamura: People seem to think I’m cool and also adorable!
Komamura: And in costume, but I’m going with it!
9. Sasakibe: Rides the “Mad Tea Party” ride until he’s ready to pass out
He just can’t resist the teacups.
Sasakibe: Please stop spinning, sir, you’re making me dizzy.
Yamamoto: Yeah…it’s time for a timeout.
10. Nel: Eats her weight in sugary snacks
Which is difficult to do, when most of what you’re eating is cotton candy.
Nel: Nobody told Nel that clouds are delicious!!
11. Renji & Byakuya: Spend a lot of time on the “Pirates of the Caribbean” ride
Because I don’t want to live in the world where their filler-love for pirates isn’t real.
Byakuya: How much money do you think I would need to donate to get an Admiral Seaweed robot included in this ride?
Renji: So much.
Byakuya: I have so much money.
12. Riruka: Buys too many stuffed animals
And by “too many” I mean “more than she can carry.”
Riruka: You know, I could make it so that these stuffed animals walk on their own.
Ginjo: Riruka no!
13. Ichigo: Finds out he is related to Walt Disney
Ichigo: But I’m Japanese
Disney employee: We were surprised too.
14. Yoruichi: Becomes queen of the feral cats
She heard there were a lot of feral cats in Disneyland. Naturally, she recruited them to her cat army.
Ichigo: Uh….did anyone else just see about fifty cats run by, following a black cat that looked suspiciously like Yoruichi?
Ichigo: No? Just me?
15. Hitsugaya: Gets to go on ALL the rides
No seriously - I checked. He’s tall enough for them all.
Hitsugaya: THIS TRULY IS THE MOST MAGICAL PLACE