As requested by anon. :)
Aizen famously said no when Yhwach tried to recruit him to the Quincy. But what if Bleach characters learned that Aizen had changed his mind and decided to say yes after all? What would they say about Aizen being with the Quincy?
Everybody: [looks at Askin]
Askin: I AM NOT AIZEN
Everybody: [looks at Kyoraku]
Kyoraku: Uh…I’m not Aizen either, guys.
Aizen: *I’m* Aizen.
Aizen: Me, in the flesh. Looking like I do. I am the one who has joined Yhwach.
Aizen: What do you think about that?!
Soi Fon: I can’t help but think that we’ve done this already.
Soi Fon: Fight Aizen again? Why should we bother?
Hitsugaya: I AM SO READY TO VIOLENTLY KILL THAT HAIR LOCKED BASTARD
Shinji: FUCK YEAH I’M GETTING ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY
Shinji: MAYBE I’LL USE BANKAI THIS TIME
Hiyori: I CAN’T WAIT TO ATTACK WITHOUT GETTING CUT IN HALF BY GIN
Soi Fon: …
Soi Fon: Yes I’m sure it will turn out so much differently for you guys this time.
Bazz-B: Aw, come on! First His Majesty steals our powers, and then he lets AIZEN join his special group of special people??
Bazz-B: Like, why are the rest of us even here??
Kenpachi: I can’t believe Aizen said yes to that “special war powers” deal!
Kenpachi: Yhwach didn’t seem super convincing to me.
Urahara: I guess Aizen *really* wants to get into the Royal Realm!
Chad: He could have done that by joining us.
Orihime: Um we wouldn’t have let him come with us, I don’t think.
Chad: I’m still a little hurt.
Renji: Aizen wants to kill the Soul King so bad, huh?
Soul King: But why I’m so cuddly.
Sentoki: Bright side, though - Aizen’s not a Quincy, so when he’s killed, he’ll stay dead!
Hikifune: Isn’t he immortal?
Sentoki: That’s the less bright side.
Byakuya: We in the Gotei-13 have beaten Aizen before.
Byakuya: We will beat him again.
Byakuya: And by “we,” I of course mean “Kurosaki Ichigo.”
Ichigo: Well…..I guess I can beat Aizen. Again.
Ichigo: Historically people are way easier to defeat the second time.
Ichigo: Maybe I won’t even lose my powers!
Rukia: …I’d better get a sword ready, just in case.