If Kenpachi and Unohana were locked in a room...
As requested by anon. :)
[Need more of my "locked in a room" series?]
Kenpachi: Here we are again.
Unohana: Locked in another room.
Kenpachi: This means we fight again, right?
Unohana: Sadly, you made it impossible for us to fight anymore when you, you know, killed me.
Kenpachi: But talking is somehow okay?
Unohana: What? You don’t believe in ghosts? Even though you, a soul reaper, are a ghost?
Kenpachi: Oh yeah.
Kenpachi: Well, fine then. I guess.
Kenpachi: Thanks for, you know, helping me unlock my power.
Kenpachi: Sorry about killing you.
Kenpachi: Not in a guilty way!
Kenpachi: Just - I’m sorry the fight ended. It was fun.
Unohana: It was indeed fun.
Unohana: I have not let my hair down like that for a very long time.
Kenpachi: Yeah, why is that, anyway?
Kenpachi: When I saw you as a kid, you were this cool, fight-loving captain who just went out looking for people to fight!
Kenpachi: When I arrived in Soul Society, you were this…doctor.
Kenpachi: What happened?
Unohana: Killing became boring.
Unohana: I needed another venue.
Unohana: I had always used my healing sword to make my fights last longer.
Unohana: But it occurred to me that I could put it to another use.
Kenpachi: So you stopped killing just like that?
Unohana: It was a process.
Unohana: There is a reason the head captain never let me go to battlefields.
Unohana: And I reason I avoided you.
Unohana: I knew that if I ever had a taste of killing again, I’d never stop.
Kenpachi: And that would be bad because…?
Unohana: Because I was the Captain of Squad 4. A healer. That was the choice I made.
Kenpachi: I just don’t get that at all! I don’t think I’ll ever give up Squad 11!
Kenpachi: Not until Ichigo kills me for it!
Unohana: That is your plan?
Kenpachi: I don’t exactly make plans. But it feels like something that will happen.
Kenpachi: And I’d be cool with it.
Kenpachi: A fight to the death with Ichigo is the dream.
Unohana: You must be very jealous of that Ulquiorra espada.
Kenpachi: You have no idea!
Unohana: We never talked about the fact that you named a child after me.
Kenpachi: Yeah, well, it’s not like I knew a whole lot of female names.
Kenpachi: I hope you don’t mind.
Unohana: I do not.
Unohana: Yachiru seems like an excellent person to bear my name.
Kenpachi: She is, yeah.
Kenpachi: I told Isane, you know. That you’re dead.
Unohana: How did she take it?
Unohana: Angry, I hope?
Kenpachi: Yeah, definitely angry.
Kenpachi: I told her she could always kill me if she wanted.
Unohana: Generous of you.
Kenpachi: Yeah, well, there’s not much else you can say to the lieutenant of the woman you killed.
Unohana: I have great faith in Isane. I hope she will rise to the occasion.
Unohana: Maybe release her zanpakuto.
Kenpachi: Hey. Releases can’t be rushed.
Unohana: I revealed mine in the first arc.
Kenpachi: N-no disrespect meant!
Kenpachi: I mean, because I do respect you.
Kenpachi: Admire you, even.
Kenpachi: I hope I’m allowed to say that now that we’re not fighting.
Unohana: I can let it go.