Aries: *busts down the door* I’m here motherfuckers let the party start WHAT WHAT!
Taurus: *drops bowl of popcorn* What the shit Aries you broke the fucking door and my foOD IS ON THE FLOOR! FUCK YOU!
Gemini: *trying to get a signal* Does anybody know where Sagittarius is? I’m trying to call him but there’s no signal. *steps on popcorn*
Cancer: *to Libra* Do you like my onesie my mom got it for me when I told her I got invited to a sleepover! *giggles uncontrollably*
Leo: *staring at Cancer from across the room* She looks like a fucking baby who invited her?
Virgo: *tapping Taurus on the shoulder* Hey I don’t want to bother you while you’re picking up your food but I was in the bathroom and your cat came in and was just starring at me and I find that hella creepy so can you maybe do something about that because-“
Libra: *smiles real big* *takes a big swig of his beer* You look great Cancer hundred percent would fuck!
Scorpio: *to Aquarius* Can you please move your butt I need some space for me, myself and I. *pushes Aquarius off the couch*
Sagittarius: *comes in with a bottle of tequila* What the fuck happened to the door?
Capricorn: *sitting in the corner of the room trying to make up an excuse to leave*
Aquarius: Are you serious take your me, myself and I bitches somewhere else and also no one likes you!
Pisces: *whispers* I like her.