Goneril wanted to be a fashion designer but familial obligations required her to marry an idiot and reproduce. Now the only clothes she designs are her own; on the bright side, she knows she’s the best dressed woman in Veronaville, perhaps even in all of Uberhoodia. Her genius is truly a burden.

The GilsCarbo fortune is the largest in all of Uberhoodia. It rivals the Goths, the Capps, even the Debateaus in Belladonna Cove… but all the money in the world can’t buy Goopy a sense of taste.