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that’s it. that’s old people.

jimintomystery submitted:

Hi, Butterfly, this is Jim! I heard you like questions so I decided to ask “what if ASOIAF was an AU based on the 1960s TV series Batman?” And by “ask” I mean “give my own answer for you to validate.”

After careful deliberation I’ve decided that Ned Stark can be Commissioner Gordon, but there is no 1:1 analogue in ASOIAF for Chief O’Hara. Clearly he must be inserted, unaltered, into the world of ice and fire. Purists may argue that this raises the uncomfortable question of how a comically broad Irish policeman stereotype can exist in a world without an Ireland. However, are we to remedy that by miscasting the good chief as, heaven help us, Balon Greyjoy? Such nonsense should be beneath us.

Thus, when the good people of Adamwesteros are threatened by the forces of evil, Commissioner Stark and Chief O’Hara send out a message via a raven. But not just any raven—this is a special three-eyed bird who blinks bright red. Through unknown means, and on an untraceable course, it flies to the mysterious lair of the world’s greatest crimefighters.

Meanwhile, at stately Clegane Manor, Elder Brother Aelfryd notifies the master of the house of an urgent message. Sandor Clegane and his hostage Arya Stark sneak off to assume their secret identities of Houndman and She-Wolf, the Tomboy Wonder. Together they leap on Stranger the Hound-Horse and begin the arduous trek into the city, which takes approximately forty-eight chapters.

After they arrive at police headquarters, Houndman and She-Wolf may find themselves confronted by any number of special guest villains! King Aegon (Victor Buono), so obsessed with ancient history that he now believes himself the true heir to a forgotten dynasty! Hot Pie (Dan Blocker), who has committed a rash of brazen thefts of pie-related artifacts at pastry museums across the countryside! Catboy (Johnny Whitaker), the monarchical moppet of meowing menace! Mr. Trees (John Carradine), a weird dude who looks like a tree.

And then there are the most terrifying of them all! Littlefinger (John Astin), whose single undersized digit turned him to a life of fiendish plots revolving around the number nine-and-a-half! The Corncoder (Tim Donnelly), the master of puzzles and prophecies that confound basic logic and common sense! Biter (Jackie Coogan), who mostly goes around biting people! And of course the Mountain That Walks (Tor Johnson), whose fearsome size and strength may be more than even Houndman can handle!!!

Later episodes introduce a new ally in the fight for justice, Wolfbatgirl, whose mysterious identity intrigues and excites Houndman, to the consternation of She-Wolf.

What do you think, sirs?

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NOT ONCE IN 2YRS ON TUMBLR HAVE I SEEN A POST THAT SAYS:

"THIS IS MY CULTURE. LOOK! WE GOT THIS COOL STUFF. YEY! FEEL FREE TO MAKE IT PART OF YOUR LIFE, ENJOY IT. AND MAYBE WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS AND BE FRIENDS"

NO ITS ALWAYS THIS:

FKING DONT TOUCH MY STUFF. THERE ARE ONLY EVIL PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WHO TRY TO MAKE FUN OF ME AND STEAL MY IDENTITY

most people just want to get a glimps of something new and you know what, in the end it brings people closer! BIG FUCKING SUPRISE!

if some non-nothern europe kid would ask me if id tell them about odin and thor id gladly do so instead of being a whiney bitch about them ‘using’ my culture. and if its ‘only’ because of some marvel movies? OMG! SO BE IT! 

the world is getting closer and so do our hearts

actually it is the only way i see in this world to stop wars. forever. what a kind world that would be.

maybe we are taking baby steps. yes, maybe we kids in europe celebrate stuff like Holi without getting the real meaning at first. but if you’re not a lackwit you will look up where it orininates and what it means after you got back home.

so shut your mouth everyone who thinks a culture should only belong to its own people. what good would that do? For us the human race as a whole? Non? Oh! 

As many of you know, I have a background as a chemistry teacher. I’ve come to realize that much of what I teach my students applies not only to what goes on in the classroom, but in life also. It’s not as crazy as it sounds. You see, technically, chemistry is the study of matter, but I prefer to see it as the study of change: Electrons change their energy levels. Molecules change their bonds. Elements combine and change into compounds. But that’s all of life, right? It’s the constant, it’s the cycle. It’s solution, dissolution. Just over and over and over. It is growth, then decay, then transformation. It’s fascinating really. It’s a shame so many of us never take time to consider its implications.

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Lifehack: if you go into the theaters with the mindset that books and movies are different forms of entertainment you’ll be a lot happier in life

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cute T.O.P backstage talking about how much he enjoyed that day’s concert :)

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Jensen about being a bit uncertain about how to play Demon!Dean and how Jared helped him with that. [x]

au where arthur is a wizard that leaves magic society to teach english literature 

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