• Camp Half-Blood:Everyone is welcome here!!!
  • Camp Half-Blood:Monster? Satyr? Goddess? Sprite? Welcome home!
  • Camp Half-Blood:Not a fighter? Wanna just forge/invent all day? You're not alone!!!
  • Camp Half-Blood:You don't really have to fight if you don't want to!!!
  • Camp Half-Blood:Really conventionally feminine? Love make-up? Gossip? Match making? You'll fit right in!
  • Camp Half-Blood:Are you pretty young? That's okay! Camp welcomes you!
  • Camp Half-Blood:Not good with authority? No worries. We're chill here.
  • Camp Half-Blood:Wanna just sleep all day long? We have just the place for you!
  • Camp Half-Blood:Not good at following directions? You are among friends.
  • Camp Half-Blood:Scaredy cat? We have magic creatures who have literally dedicated their entire lives to keeping you safe.
  • Camp Half-Blood:Wanna spend your life in an environment of sister hood? without men? I can introduce you to someone. (I'll miss you though.)
  • Camp Half-Blood:Confused? You know where the big house is!
  • Camp Half-Blood:Unbridled aggression and anger issues? No brainer!
  • Camp Half-Blood:You've gone through so much. I'm so proud that you made it. I love you.
  • Camp Jupiter:You will be eaten by a wolf.
  • Camp Half-Blood:
  • Camp Jupiter:Literally consumed. By an actual wolf.
  • Camp Half-Blood:
  • Camp Jupiter:She'll probably make a dumb joke about it too.
  • Camp Jupiter Under Attack:Alright, soldiers, stay calm, and stick to the plan. Relax and ready your swords, this is nothing. Evacuate everything and everyone, make sure the kids are safe. Grab the closest thing to defend yourselves if your weapons are out and wait for my call. DO you understand?
  • Camp Half Blood Under Attack:OH MY GODS WHAT WHAT WHAT ALERT ALERT ALERT NO WHAT NO THAT'S A MONSTER WHAT THE FUCK IS A MONSTER DOIN IN THESE WALLS WHAT THE HELL NO NO BAD MONSTER HOW DARE YOU STOP IT STAHHHHP OKAY HOW THE FUCK DID YOU PASS THALIA'S BADASS TREE WHAT DID YOU DO IT'S A WAR ALRIGHT GUYS STAY CALM ALRIGHTY IT'S JUST A FIRE BREATHING DRAGON NO BIG DEAL OKAY STAY CALM YOU MOTHERFUCKERS YOU'RE GONNA GET US ALL KILLED

_ @percyjackson03: Bday photo at the morning training with the best ever @anniechase and @groverthesatyr #bday #loveTheseTwo _

Yoooo! Last year I did nothing for Percy’s birthday, but this one I had to since the last book with him will be released this year. These three made the person I am now and I’m feeling so nostalgic… What I will do without you Percy????

(now available as print on my Society6!)

NEVER FORGET POLLUX WHO HAD A TWIN BROTHER AND WATCHED HIM DIE IN THE BATTLE OF THE LABYRINTH. NEVER FORGET THAT CASTOR AND POLLUX WERE THE ONLY HALF-BLOODS IN THEIR DAD’S CABIN SO AFTER CASTOR’S DEATH POLLUX IS ALONE THERE.

PLEASE REMEMBER HOW POLLUX TRIED TO SPEAK IN HIS BROTHER’S FUNERAL BUT COULDN’T PUT WORDS TOGETHER AND ALMOST CRIED IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE CAMP, AND THEN DIONYSUS HIMSELF HAD TO MAKE SURE HE WAS OKAY.

PLEASE LET’S TALK ABOUT HOW IN THE LAST OLYMPIAN, EVEN THOUGH HIS ARMS IS BROKEN HE STILL WANTED TO FIGHT IN THE FINAL BATTLE, AND HOW HE REPEATLY CALMED EVERYONE DOWN BECAUSE OF THE SPY AMONG THEM

WHY WE DON’T TALK ABOUT POLLUX AND HIS GRIEF AND HIS BRAVENESS. 

  • Rick:And the Roman camp had stability, a support system for demigods young and old, their own economy, city, university, explained what could happen to descendents of demigods, made sure every member of camp knew how to defend themselves and was safe enough for demigods to settle down happily and start a family--
  • Rick:*glances at Camp Half-Blood*
  • Rick:
  • Rick:
  • Rick:--shit, and uhhhhhh tHE ROMANS WERE MEAN AND WAR HUNGRY AND SMELLED LIKE POOP AND SOMETIMES DRESSED IN BEDSHEETS AND EVERYONE LIKED CAMP HALF BLOOD BETTER BYYYYEEEE
  • Rick:
  • Rick:
  • Rick:
  • Rick:Phew. Off to the publisher.
  • Percy:*kicks down door*
  • Percy:di Angelo Annabeth just told me that you like her and-
  • Percy:what
  • Percy:the
  • Percy:fuck
  • Nico:.....it isn't what it looks like......
  • Percy:.....it looks like your riding Jason's dick
  • Jason:Hey bro
  • Nico:....well its....um not that.
  • Percy:....um....im just gonna go
  • Nico:......
  • Jason:bye bro
  • Percy:*walks outside*
  • Percy:*screeches*
  • Campers:the fuck
  • Percy:OH MY GOD NICO'S HELLA GAY *screams and runs to cabin*
  • Chiron:what had nobody told him yet?
  • Campers:Um well you see
  • Chiron:I swear to the gods you little fucks cant do anything