This is my 80000 post


Bear with me, Imma be a bit mushy here. (shut up, you love it)

It’s been a crazy two years (fuck, it’s only been 2 years; feels like tumblr and you guys have always been part of my life) and I’m grateful for each and every moment spent here. I learned so much on here, about myself about the world and about everything in between.

To my friends (the DSSS, Claire, Mimalicious, Bridget Boo, Milena, Wesley, Jolie, Milicia, Charisse, Megan, Esie, Dasha, Caity, Agata, Heather, Katy, Angela, Kristen, Lauren, Lore, Michelle, Shea, Jessica, Elena…) you guys! I can’t even compute how much I love you and how much you mean to me and how freaking grateful I am every day for your existences. You make me better every day. You’re all the loves of my life and frankly, as long as I have you all, I’ll be a happy, bouncy-arsed, crazy cupcake.

So a big THANK YOU and a BIG SMOOCH. Keep up the awesome.

Watch on

It looks threatening but it’s not. It’s just me wishing a happy birthday to my darling girls.

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callmefons said:

Get me Captain Swan! <3

The thing about New York (well one of the things) is that taxi drivers rule the city. They reign obnoxiously over the traffic and if you’re not careful, death  is always a strong possibility when you’re navigating the New York streets. Well, death is always a strong possibility in New York but whatever.

And the thing is, Emma is usually super vigilant. She’s a single mom living in one of the most dangerous cities in the world. She has to be. It’s just that she just learned (for the 2nd time, apparently) that she is the daughter of Snow White and Prince Charming, that she is the Neo of a place called The Enchanted Forrest and that she has some serious saving to do in the next few days. It is a bit disconcerting.

Oh and the icing on the cake, the person who brought her memories back, the only person who remembers her existence is none other than Captain Hook. Yeah, that one. Which on its own would be unsettling but she’s never seen a face quite like his so… Like, cut her some slack.

And he keeps looking at her like she invented cupcakes or something. There’s devotion and respect and tenderness and greediness all laced together in his eyes when he looks at her. She feels bare and whole at the same time.

So, it’s only normal that she doesn’t see the cab appear in front of Hook. One second she’s listening to him talk about the Not-So-Evil Queen and the next Henry is shouting “WATCH OUT!”.

She acts on pure instinct. She throws herself on him and they roll away from the car to the opposite sidewalk. His oompf of surprise changes into a grunt of pain when they stop with her on top of him.

She braces her hands on his leather clad shoulders and frantically looks him over. “Are you okay?”

"I’m fine, Swan," he says eyes closed and lips firmly pursed.

Once she realizes that he is indeed well, she punches his shoulder. Hard.

"Ow!" His eyes fly open and he glares at her, deep blue eyes darker when he’s hurt. "What the bloody hell was that for?"

"This is New York, you idiot! You can’t just cross the road without looking!" she yells. And she might look ridiculous screaming in his face while still lying on top of him but. Whatever. It’s been a long day.

"Well, it’s a good thing I’ve got The Saviour looking out for me," he smirks.

She rolls her eyes and jumps to her feet. “Next time you call me that, I’m letting you get run over.”

She dusts herself off and doesn’t let the sound of his laughter make her smile. There’s no time for that.

Amsterdating, bitches!

So, It’s been more than 24 hours since I’ve been back and I’m still kinda high. High on love and friendship and pretty cities and cussing and hugs and smooches and amazing people.

Amsterdam is such a pretty city, I really loved it but the truth is I might have been in dump and still have had the best fucking time because of the people I was with. You girls are so wonderful, it’s kinda hard to imagine that seeing each other isn’t going to be a regular occurrence.

High lights:

  • seeing Suus standing at the station and thinking: oh my god, it’s happening.
  • seeing Sarah’s face on the train and letting happiness infuse every part of me.
  • 'This Happened' on the tram
  • Putting a ring on Dee. That’s right bitches! She is miiiine!
  • getting pretty gifts from my girls!
  • Sarah’s cussing.
  • Dorien not Dorienne.
  • Sien not Sienne
  • Dee’s laugh.
  • your smiles. Gosh, shall miss those smiles.
  • the food
  • the hot yet unbearably vain bartender
  • singing along to Love Shack.
  • the food
  • The Perks of Being a Wallflower
  • Sien’s hugs.
  • Going from bitching about Blaine’s horrible character development to deep conversation about religion and parents.
  • all the pretty pictures from talented and beautiful Dorien. Girl, you need to be famous for that face and those pictures.

And so much more. God, I am still not over it. I keep thinking I’m glad I didn’t give up on life a few years ago because good stuff, and good people still happen. There is still so much to see and learn and be and love, so many cities to see and so many beautiful empowering feelings to feel. Don’t give up, you can make it better!

In any case, Thank you to my DSSS girls. I really, really, really hope we get to do this again soon! I love you all dearly!

Special mention to Suus for being the bestest tour guide ever!

callmefons said:

6, 16, 26, 36?

6 The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when my ex decided to try her hand at cunnilingus and after 2 seconds (seriously!) asked if that was long enough. I then had to explain why no, that wasn’t long enough.

16 Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: Boobie

26 Three spots that drive you insane: The back of my neck, my lower back and my lower lip

36 Favorite foreplay activities: Using one or more fingers to lightly trace random patterns over your lover’s body without touching oversensitive areas

Thanks for asking sweetie

For Jo, Suus, Sarah and Fons.

I’m sorry.

But not really. I love you very muchly and I can’t wait to do this for real:

Oh yeah, I’ll tell you something
I think you’ll understand
When I say that something
I want to smooch your face
I want to smooch your face
I want to smooch your face

Oh please say to me
You’ll let me be your friend
And please say to me
You’ll let me smooch your face
You’ll let me smooch your face
I want to smooch your face

And when I smooch you
I feel happy inside
It’s such a feeling
that my friend I can’t hide, I can’t hide,
I can’t hide

Yeah, you got that face
I think you’ll understand
When I say that something
I want to smooch your face
I want to smooch your face
I want to smooch your face

And when I smooch you
I feel happy inside
It’s such a feeling that my friend
I can’t hide, I can’t hide, I can’t hide

Yeah, you got that face
I think you’ll understand
When I see that face

I want to smooch your face

I want to smooch your face
I want to smooch your face
I want to smooch your face


callmefons said:

38 please and thank you <3

  • 38:Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.

On Top of The World (Imagine Dragons) reminds you of you.

Kiss me when you come home (Hanson) reminds me of Sarah suchgreathights 

Rocket by Beyoncé reminds me of Liam Payne. 

Any song by Wael Kfouri reminds me of my cousins.


callmefons replied to your post: I cut off all my hair, by the way. Also, I am in…

Like a buzzcut or a pixie? Perth seems exciting!

Well, I wanted a pixie, but everyone said I should do it gradually. It’s not quite that short, but it feels really short to me because I have a lot of hair and I’ve had it really long for ages and ages, and now it’s not there.

I know nothing at all about Perth and I know nobody here, but I’m here for two months, so I suppose I will learn! I’m not sure what there is to do here though, hah.

hey hey look at me look at me hey look at my fancy hair and my fancy new hat look how great I am


I am great

callmefons said:

25, 33? <3

  • 25. role model

My mum. Beyoncé. Hermione Granger. Myself. Lupita Nyong’o. You. People. Everyone can teach you something, make you better. You just gotta look and trust and be kind and open. 

  • 33. something you want to learn

How to attract a good nice penis.

callmefons said:

5, 12, 21, 24, 28, 39 <3

  • 5.Do you chew on your straws?
  • I do actually. Not always, but yeah, it is known to happen. And wow I’m so proud of myself for the self-restraint I have shown while answering this question. 
  • 12.Are you mad at someone right now?
  • Not mad per say but I am irritated at my mum for saying that abusing chocolate just before summer is stupid and not lady-like at all. Which, mum please. Eating chocolate is the most lady-like thing in the Universe.
  • 21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
  • Either my cat or my mum. Or maybe my cup of coffee. I was really happy about my coffee.
  • 24.What ARE you looking forward to?
  • Paris with Jo and Suus, Tunisia this summer, work break, London in the fall… loads of stuff and stuff I don’t even know is going to happen. I’m always looking forward to things.
  • 28.Are you a forgiving person?
  • Hmmm… interesting question. I am not easily pissed and I can hold a grudge like no one else (seriously, ask my father) but if I love you enough, I can be magnanimous :p
  • 39.Three names you go by..
  • lol I only go by Héla. Sometimes, one of my bro calls me Helou but just to irritate me.

Thanks for asking, sweetheart.

callmefons said:

11, 21, 33, 41, 95, 150? <3

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

Oui, bien sure ;)

21. What are you bad habits?

I don’t have any. I am perfect! I woke up flawless for the last 29 years. ‘I pick my nose sometimes but that’s because my nose gets all itchy and stuff.)

33. Spell your name with your chin.



41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

Um, yes. Unless they like raped or killed or were mean to a kid.

95. Last movie you watched?

I watched X MEN days of future past yesterday.

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

"… have successfully survived another school day without any-…" (Will Grayson, Will Grayson by John Green and David Levithan)