Letters from Santa
  • Luke:dear luke, you were a very, very good boy this year. Liz should be so proud to have you as a son. Only you will be getting a present from me this year, don't tell the other boys.
  • Michael:dear michael, you's a fuckboy
  • Ashton:dear ashton, you's a fuckboy
  • Calum:dear calum, you's a fuckboy