bydtwd

So there’s a lot of confusion surrounding the presumption that BYDTW Day was the day GLaDOS took over the facility, and how Chell managed to grow up if being in stasis prevents aging, and where her personnel file came from.

I have two completely different theories for this.

Theory 1; Minors can’t be tested without a parent’s signature. Every day in captivity Chell filled out an application to test and was subjected to interviews and examinations to determine what kinds of trails she should be put in, which is where her file comes from. At the end of the day, she’d be told they had to reject her and to please come back tomorrow with her parent’s permission, and be sent back to the relaxation center. Thus, GLaDOS couldn’t test her, but couldn’t kill her with neurotoxin for refusing to test either. When she turned 18, the system started rejecting her and asking her to come back when she was less tenacious.

Theory 2; BYDTW day was the day the Combine invaded. Aperture initiated a lockdown as one of their many apocalypse contingency plans. While trapped inside, the scientists had to develop a means of combating the Combine so that the system would let them out. There were no shortage of volunteers willing to test to speed things up, but they just never had the breakthrough they needed. After about 10 years without significant progress, someone finally decided that they needed some direction. They needed a leader. So they started tinkering with the Morality core that they abandoned after the BYCTW day fiasco. The next time they put it on GLaDOS, it seemed to work. They informed her of the situation and she quickly decided that if they really wanted to speed things up, they couldn’t rely on volunteers anymore. Everyone needed to test and leave the thinking and engineering to her. Then the itch, euphoria, and withdrawls came. GLaDOS realized she was in a pretty good position now. Nobody could leave until they developed some technology or strategy that would allow them to save the world, and they were relying on her to guide them to that discovery. She could test them all to her hearts content, forever, and make the tests as sadistic as she wanted, and anyone who told her ‘no’ would be putting themselves above the rest of the human race. People caught on to this quickly and tried to shut her off or escape, but it was too late for that after the first picosecond.

-randomjayne
The names on the other science projects at Bring Your Daughter to Work Day

Since I just replayed through that section of the game. Just in case any fanfic writers were planning on doing anything centered around that time.

Jessica
Beth (it’s blurry but that’s my guess)
Alix
Lauren
Katherine

The baking soda volcano has no name that I could see, but it does state that the point of the experiment was to see if you could make a baking soda volcano as cool as a real volcano, lol.

Also, the music changes when you get to Chell’s project. It’s like the game designers held up a sign going “this is an Easter egg!” :P

anonymous asked:

Hey can you make a map of what all years the portal timeline takes place? I've always been super confused about it, not to mention valves bring your daughter to work day shirt kind of just, punted me into space bc that threw everything off completely.

Sure! And yeah BYDTWD does mess with things a lot, but this site has the best breakdown of the intersection of the Portal/Half-Life timelines that I’ve come across

Things can get confusing because a) Valve is vague and b) They pretty much scrapped a timeline that they’d made after they released Portal 2, yet some of those years still pop up in timelines and such