"Make the pumpkin go like ‘blegh blegh BLEGH’ " may still be too high a mark of craft when the knife is bigger than the carver
I am SO SORRY I can’t spend more time drawing Halloween things
honestly I am full of regret, I would love to spend the day goofing around drawing Halloween doodles and chatting with everyone but I’d also love to spend the day watching horror movies with friends and playing board games and THAT IS GONNA HAPPEN AND IT WILL BE GREAT, so have fun, everyone!
Okay but what if that poncho is a failed sewing attempt that Sakura made years ago (back when she was trying to be super girly) that she’s just had laying around her house for years, and one day Sasuke finds it and after she tells him what it is, he just starts wearing it around because “It’s warm” which we all know is bullshit ‘cause he’s just a sappy dork beneath all that angst.
Hahaha, oh who am I kidding. We could have a movie documenting a pairing from birth to death and people would still claim that another one “should’ve been canon” or “it was fake” or “the author was just trolling everyone lol” or “omg their just a sucky writer!”