by it i mean you HOLLA

Signs + Their Crush
  • Aries, Leo, Cancer:I. AM. IN. LOVEE. ITS. REAL LOVE LUV
  • Aries:BUT LOOK we are obviously MEANT 2 TOO BEEE
  • Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio:yeah s/he's alright *STARES*
  • Gemini, Leo, Aquarius:hey i like you *extreme flirts* woah woah just LIKE you calm down
  • Pisces,Libra,Sagittarius:s/he's soo beautiful what do i do, i love you
  • Capricorn:I mean hit me up if you feel the same idc tbh im loyal baby
Kiss me you animal

Summary: (Vampire!phil, hybrid!dan(werewolf and vampire aye) AU)

Like, they both act like they hated each other’s guts, when in honesty they are basically the sappiest couple in school.

Genre: floof

Warning: swearing whats new

Words: 1,964

A/N: this was originally meant to be kirsten’s bday fic but then i thought it wont make her cry s o hehehe. what u mean i used an mcr title. what u mean im an emo fuck. i also wanted to write an au like this since the beginning of time but i never had an idea for a plot but holla here we are. 

“Honestly, go suck on a garlic.” Dan sneers at the pale man seated across him, by means of complexion as a human or not.

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daftpunktrash asked:

27, and 101. 101 being, during our wedding, which otp are we cosplaying? Gay punks or Grimmons? It's okay, take your time. (im also totes kidding; i dont always know when to stop haha.)

27. What’s your favorite color?

my fave color changes a lot but right now it’s yellow bc it’s bright and happy

101. that stuff abt the wedding

well for our amazing wedding that is 100% happening no matter how many times u say ur joking, we’re just gonna have to cosplay as both. actually, i think we’re gonna need to get married twice tbh.

Character Graphic #12: Stiletto Queen (xx)

This is dedicated to cammie1x1 bc bombass Yvette. That is all. Yvette is bombass.

  • The dimensions are 540x300 bc ugly dash dimensions, so it’s gonna look a lil funky on your blog (yeah again soRRY) if you want a 500 px version for any of these graphics, hit me up
  • All of the pngs were found online, and they’re interchangeable so feel free to replace them with whatever you’d like. I actually made this PSD holla.
  • The font is Impact and Mama Script.
  • So you need one png and a copy of that for the cool stroke thingy (I mean you don’t have to…..), two pictures for the bottom, and four icon things (they can be gifs or pictures whatever suits your fancy).
  • All of the images of Cierra were found on Google but I edited the PNG so please don’t steal it.
  • Please don’t try and take this & claim it as yours!! I’ll fight!!! For real!!!
  • Like/reblog if you use it please (:

Fuck whoever invented Netflix like its a gateway drug to sex … I was really trying to watch some Ratatouille but somehow I ended up with a dick in my vicinity. What kind of logic? How did down the line did something so nonchalant and innocent turn into the universal symbol? We all know the second anyone asks you if you want to watch some Netflix and chill what they really mean. How did we end up here ?! 

I JUST GOT HOME FROM 5SOS I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS AND I LOVE THEM SO MUCH IF YOU EVER WANNA WRITE ME A FAN FIC WITH ANY OF THEM I’M TOTALLY DOWN FOR THAT I’LL LOVE U 5EVA 

p.s. if any of you were at the brisbane 5sos concert hoLLA OMG WHEN MICHAEL WAS LIKE “WHO SMELLS LIKE RASPBERRIES” AND THEN LUKE AND THEN CALUM MESSINGS UP THE LYRICS AND ASHTON WHISPERING “BRISBANE” U KNO WHAT I MEAN 

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Kiss me you animal

Summary: (Vampire!phil, hybrid!dan(werewolf and vampire aye) AU)

Like, they both act like they hated each other’s guts, when in honesty they are basically the sappiest couple in school.

Genre: floof

Warning: swearing whats new

Words: 1,964

A/N: i also wanted to write an au like this since the beginning of time but i never had an idea for a plot but holla here we are. 

“Honestly, go suck on a garlic.” Dan sneers at the pale man seated across him, by means of complexion as a human or not.

scorned. gUESS WHO’S BACK AND THIS TIME WITH A FUCKING MACBOOK 
HOLLA ATCHA BAE

no but seriously i’m so happy to be able to even check my accounts, i’ll try and be sparsely active and then fully active on monday when i get photoshop. in the mean time i’ve been replaying all of my zelda games and want a new muse, wanna help me pick?

i’m too lazy to make a poll so here’s the list and you just answer with who you want in the community:

- ocarina of time zelda/sheik ( rebooted )
- nabooru
- midna

help a homie out?

DASH EVENT!

Alrighty guys, are you ready for your next dash event? Well that’s okay cause I am too! We will once again be hitting up the club Karma, but this time it’s for a ANYTHING BUT CLOTHES party. Now that might sound weird to some of you, so if you’re confused, you can CLICK HERE as to what I mean. [P.s. I have no idea who those people are. Thank google.] It’s basically just an outfit that’s not made out of clothes that they wear, it’s really fun! Aside from that you just kinda party and drink and stuff like a college student! Holla! This specific event will take place on Wednesday, June 17th at 5:30 PM EST! Like usual, I’ll announce when it starts and I hope to see you all there! Please like this post once you’ve read it!

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1) Always post the rules. 2) Answer the questions given to you by the person who tagged you and ask 11 more. 3) tag 11 people

Tagged by piercethememories (bae why)

Questions:

1. favorite song atm?

Ain’t No Rest for the Wicked - Cage the Elephant

2. Who means the most to you?

Tbh kai-strider-thehell

3. Pizza or tacos?

PIZZA WHO ARE YOU

4.Prefer listening to vinyl or on radio/phone?

I don’t own any vinyls, so I’ll have to say my phone

5. Upcoming concert/s?

5sos concert on July 25th and 21 pilots on December 9th

6. What was the last movie you watched?

Inside out

7. Favorite brand of shoe?

I literally know nothing about shoes (just like how Jon Snow knows nothing OHHHH GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE OHHHHH DAMN)

8. Whats your favorite food?

Potato salad

9. Who do you trust the most?

Myself (swag)

10. Why did you make your tumblr?

Cause my friend Kai had one and he’s rad, plus gay fanfiction

11. whats your favorite kind of car?

Which ever one won’t kill me

I tag- kai-strider-thehell
alltimebaguetteholla-at-me-hoodhollyloverofbandshotpotatogal
ohana-of-mashed-potatoes5sos4cocks
no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-noo
alexxandriaxx
zaynster261
5sosboo
And whomever would like to do it (yes I’m that person)

And my questions for you guys areeeee:

1) how much do you love lankynoodledoo?

2) would you let lankynoodledoo punch you in the face?

3) how big do you think
lankynoodledoo’s dick is? (It’s big trust me lady’s *winky winky*

4) how big is ur cock?

5) on a scale from one to ten, how much do you like Titties?

6) on a scale from one to ten, how much do you like dickys? 
(What am I doing oh my god)

7) Favorite meme?

8) Favorite tumblr moment?

9) I don’t fucking know, Favorite place in the world?

10) Favorite porn site?

11) Favorite band?

Thank you have a good night

anonymous asked:

has your mom, or any of your aunties, started finding rishtas for you??

Lol na. My family isn’t like that. But I mean if you tryna holla let me know and I’ll send out the word

with the new Olympus Coliseum things for KH3 I’m getting a serious number of ideas on how the story could run:

  • Sora and the gang using their cred with Herc and asking the gods for help/guidance with the Keyblade War
  • Herc asking the gang if they could help with the serious Heartless situation on the mountain
  • Rock titan as an actual boss 
  • or maybe bonus boss material 
  • or second visit
  • Pegasus???
  • Pegasus 
  • I mean have you seen that transformation
  • Pegasus knight Sora holla
  • Sora and the gang getting 100% Zeus approval or something
  • guys the Keyblade actually has Zeus on it
  • what’s shown of the world is very likely Mount Olympus since it’s a mountain and not a city or coliseum
  • we’re probably gonna actually have some Grecian God involvement here

Holla peoples

I don’t know if I’m ridiculously early or incredibly late (I’m in NZ right now, so like, time zones and everything.

So it’s the 21st today (well, we have like 5 hours left of the 21st) which means it’s pansexual day! I’m not actually pansexual though, I’m omni, but the pans- and omni- prefix have the same meaning, so I’m just claiming this day.

grey-a omniromantic

I think I have 2 more days to post on, so I’ll see you then!

(p.s. I’m the one in the bright yellow jumper)

                “ ——– look, i’m not saying i’m scared, but did you see that woman’s face on the movie trailor ? all that stuff on her cheeks and she was – ugh. i mean. that new melodrama that came out looked good, right ? we can go see that instead, right ? ”

anonymous asked:

joe hawley pics 2k14-2k15 can i get a holla (and a recent pic of red tie babe bc i only see 2007 pics of him lmao)

are you… is this…….. asking me to post recent pictures of joe?? ? LOL i mean i do have them but they’re from his facebook and i try to be fairly uncompromising on my ethical stance of not posting personal photos to respect the boys’ privacy

but ugh i do want to Share The Beauty though especially for people who aren’t fb friends w/ them……..

well okay hmmmm looks like the settings on joe’s profile photos are actually set to public so. here’s a nice recent one for ya:

proof of the privacy settings for the curious and to assuage my guilty conscience:

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So, like… HAPPY FATHER’S DAY TO THE GREATEST FATHER-FIGURE, SHOUYOU-SENSEI! Holla at ya for what you’ve taught Gin, Zura, and Takasugi about being a true samurai and sacrificed your life to save them! If that’s not great, then I don’t know what is. Greatly appreciated, Sensei, you presh-face! I honestly trust you more than anyone else. I mean, LOOK AT YOUR FACE! GOSH! SO PRECIOUS! All the love! ❤ x

harryafbruh asked:

hey babe! can you pretty pretty please help me? i started writing harry one shots and i was wondering if you could tell you followers about my acc? it would literally mean so much to me you have no idea :( ilyvm xx

Holla @ this chick xx