butchpleaseimfabulous

So a friend and I were watching wall-e one time, and we made it to the part where wall-e just made it to space on the outside of the spaceship, and my friend said to me “dude, space is like… the biggest thing.” and in a tired stupor I just said back “no. the biggest thing, is what’s in your heart.” and a solid 5 minutes passed before he whispered

“my dick is in my heart”

butchpleaseimfabulous asked:

I just wanted to let you know that I unfollowed you because of your opinion that apparantly it is fine to hate people based on their gender.

i literally do not care but

have you ever actually read my faq because lmao 

do you actually hate all cis/het people?

not necessarily. but i do feel very weary around them. after so many times of having mean things being said about me by them, being told that my gender isn’t real, and being scoffed at after saying my sexuality, i feel really nervous around them for good reason!

obviously i can’t always tell if someone is cis/het but tbh there is a pretty general aura that’s like “haha i’m gonna upset you just wait for it it’ll happen” so i think it’s just that other queer people make me feel a lot more comfortable in the sense that they generally know what is/is not okay to say and do 

not only that, but assuming that cis/het people are bad is hugely a defense mechanism. for all i know, the next person to find out that i’m not a straight girl could be the one to kill me”

butchpleaseimfabulous asked:

7, cause I'm too lazy to look out the window, 34, cause that's important shit to know, and 47, cause shit son these are important things to know about someone.

7) umm, I guess it’s alright, not very sunny though, but no goddamn wind :)

34) OH GOD ALL OF THE ABOVE. I JUST LOVE ME MY POPCORN ANY WAY I CAN GEEEEEET ITTTTTTT <3

47) I only have one pillow that I sleep on, but every night I fall asleep cuddling my moshi pillow shaped like a hershey bar. Yes, it’s strange. No, I don’t give any fucks.

1. First impression: WELL HELLO THERE TAVROS
2. Truth is: YOU ARE AMAZING <3 
3. How old do you look: 3 YEARS OLD
4. Have you ever made me laugh: NOPE NEVER ;)
5. Have you ever made me mad: OH OBVIOUSLY ALL THE TIME
6. Best feature: BUTT
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: NOPE SORRY
8. You’re my: AMAZING FRIEND AND FUTURE ROOMIE
9. Name in my phone: KAIL
10. Should you post this too? YES YOU SHOULD