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Zap2it Social Media Showdown 2015: 'Supernatural's' Jensen Ackles crowned King

After an intense month of battle and sleepless nights of poll voting (MUST KEEP CLICKING), and over 12 MILLION total votes cast, Jensen Ackles has taken the Zap2it Social Media Showdown crown from “Supernatural” co-star Misha Collins.

Winning the Social Media Showdown is even more impressive when you remember that, while he’s been on Facebook for a while, with over 4.5 million followers, Ackles only joined the Twitterverse in August 2014, and just hit over 1 million followers there a few weeks ago.

It’s pretty awesome, just saying.

The final rounds of the showdown saw some tense moments, especially amongst the “Supernatural” family fandom, which was divided between their two stars. In the end, Ackles came out on top with over 53 percent of the final votes — which totaled almost 2 million. Congratulations to the Ackles warriors who organized vote parties and kept those clicker fingers going to bring home the victory.

Though Collins is no longer the reigning champ, his fans put up a valiant effort; it was a very close matchup. Collins sailed through his first rounds of competition, but the Mishdom really stepped up their game to get him past “Outlander” star Sam Heughan. In the end, if Collins was going to hand the crown over it seems fitting for it to go to Ackles.

Zap2it also wants to thank all the fans, across all the fandoms, that dedicated their time and passion to make the showdown a success. Your passion for your favorite stars is what the Showdown is supposed to be all about. A special shout out goes to Tumblr users Cliffnotesofanerd and Chelseawren who used their creative powers to try and ease the tensions during the final days and delivered the epic picture above.

Until next year fandom warriors, this is for you.

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Masterlist

MASTERLIST

(*)=Smut

Preference:

Cleaning him up after a fight

You’re Taller than him

Bad Boys

Werewolves

Taking a Break

Punishment

He Leaves you for his Ex- Part 1 Part 2

Punk Direction

You’re with child and he leaves

Zayn- Part 1 Part 2

Niall- Part 1 Part 2

Liam- Part 1 Part 2 

Louis- Part 1 Part 2

Harry- Part 1 part 2

Song Preference

Miserable at Best

Crush Crush Crush

Can’t Be Friends

What the Hell

Call your Girlfriends- Part 1 3/5 Part 2  2/5-part2 

Heart Attack

Here’s to Never Growing Up

Harry:

No Control (vampire AU)

Hunter and the Vampire (AU)

Niall:

Nothing Like Them

I need that same Love in return* (Dark Niall)

Roommate!Niall*

Liam:

Strip Tease

Louis:

Missed you

You’re the only one for me (punk Louis)*

Zayn:

Teasing*

The Weekend in the Background*

Excellent Work *

Arranged Marriaged AU Part 2*

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MY 10 THEORIES ABOUT BROADCHURCH SEASON 3

I am obsessed with Broadchurch, the UK crime show. We are currently getting it here in the US on BBC America, but are only halfway through the series. I COULD NOT WAIT and got hold of the rest of the episodes and now I am stuck with everyone who has seen them just WAITING for season 3.

But if you saw season 2, you may have some of the same questions about season 3 that I do. I also have theories about what season 3 will be about. (Caution: MILD spoilers—so I am leaving a gap in case you don’t want to see anything about the show.)


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Zap2it Social Media Showdown 2015: 'Supernatural's' Jensen Ackles crowned king

After an intense month of battle and sleepless nights of poll voting (MUST KEEP CLICKING), and over 12 MILLION total votes cast, Jensen Ackles has taken the Zap2it Social Media Showdown crown from "Supernatural" co-star Misha Collins. 

Winning the Social Media Showdown is even more impressive when you remember that, while he’s been on Facebook for a while, with over 4.5 million followers, Ackles only joined the Twitterverse in August 2014, and just hit over 1 million followers there a few weeks ago.

It’s pretty awesome, just saying. 

The final rounds of the showdown saw some tense moments, especially amongst the “Supernatural” family fandom, which was divided between their two stars. In the end, Ackles came out on top with over 53 percent of the final votes — which totaled almost 2 million. Congratulations to the Ackles warriors who organized vote parties and kept those clicker fingers going to bring home the victory.

Though Collins is no longer the reigning champ, his fans put up a valiant effort; it was a very close matchup. Collins sailed through his first rounds of competition, but the Mishdom really stepped up their game to get him past "Outlander"star Sam Heughan. In the end, if Collins was going to hand the crown over it seems fitting for it to go to Ackles.

Zap2it also wants to thank all the fans, across all the fandoms, that dedicated their time and passion to make the showdown a success. Your passion for your favorite stars is what the Showdown is supposed to be all about. A special shout out goes to Tumblr users Cliffnotesofanerd and Chelseawren who used their creative powers to try and ease the tensions during the final days and delivered the epic picture above. 

Until next year fandom warriors, this is for you.

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While doing outpatient paperwork with my two nurses

Fred (nurse 1): so what’s your sexuality?
Me: Pansexual.
Fred: What?
Me: Pansexual is the attraction to all genders.
Fred: So, bicurious?
Me: No, pansexual.
Fred: Should I put experimenting?
Paul (nurse 2): Jesus Christ, Fred just put pansexual.
Fred: But pan sounds exactly like confusion.
Paul: No, it doesn’t. Pansexuals aren’t confused, you idiot, they’re just really open minded. This term has been around for a long time. Before we were born; before the fuckin 60s
Fred: Paul, there’s only two genders, so pans-
Paul: Excuse my French, but, are you a fucking idiot?! There’s so many genders. Male, female, nonbinary, androgynous and so much more. Shut your fucking mouth, Fred, and just write pansexual.

like fine sure i get it if you’re annoyed by a specific subject of conversation or news appearing sixty times in two minutes on your news feed or dashboard or whatever but posting like “ugh who even CARES about [issue]” is incredibly pointless because

1. by posting about a subject you are apparently annoyed by the amount of posts about you are just adding more posts to that amount and thus contributing to and ultimately becoming what you perceive as a problem and

2. you know who cares. all those other people who posted care. lots of people care. stop acting like only the things you care about are important and gain some perspective and understand that the world does not revolve around your specific interests

What I’d like to see in Gundam Build Fighters Season 3

-Drop the 3v3

Well maybe let it appear a tiny bit but not the main form of competition. 3v3  means 6 characters in a fight, it is impossible to develop all of these. To manage this they either become complete blanks or we spend way more time on that team. This means we have less time for the main characters. Basically it becomes a horrible balancing act that only with a fuck load of planning you can solve. 1v1s or even 2v2s make this way easier and you can just focus on 2 people, maybe have characters on a team that rotates. 

Another issue with 3v3 was the battle planning is way harder and in try it felt like sometimes characters were just floating off to the left while someone else had their fight. Worse was when they purposefully drop out so a 1v1 can happen.

-Different styles of competition

Remember gunpla baseball in season 1? It was a fun silly distraction. It change the formula so we had a break while also being a good episode to show characters learning new skills. The race in Try did a similar thing in that it was a breather. Maybe having events that still orient in fights would be good but mix it up a little, you can even keep in somewhat Gundam like with missions being defend the colony. This would also hopefully lead to creative fights as the writers have more variety to play with.

-Don’t jump straight into the tournament

Something that annoyed me in Try was characters were built up but then never fought again. They spend so long setting people up but in the end it’s for nothing. It’s bad planning when people are way more excited to see the old characters come back in a filler scene than the new rivals. Having more build up to the tournament or making it not a straight knock out system would really help this. 

-Not everything has to be Gundams, or at least make is so some without kits get them

pretty self explanatory. There are so many good designs that deserve more love, hell the most famous S1 suit is a custom of a custom of an Acguy. More creative suits in general is good. Don’t give us Exia’s with wings stuck on make more Tryon 3s. Of course don’t drop more normal suits altogether, especially as it gives an excuse for a release on stuff that missed out. On this note how the fuck did they not give Shimon a Gundam Maxter, who gives a fuck about destiny when we could have that.

-More references

This is something S1 nailed but Try was a bit weak on. Show us characters in the background, have people say famous lines, include jokes that have come from the series. I’d also like to see more old tracks be used, both have fine soundtracks but slip in a oldie here and there.

-Tone down the power levels
Not everyone has to be firing sparks everywhere, most MS can’t. Simpler battles are good sometimes and meaning planning something more tactical can also be done. Beam Spam isn’t fun to watch unless you’ve been properly hyped for an immense battle to happen

-No {insert} knuckle

If season 3 has one I will make a replica the size of those hulk gloves and proceed to fist many sunrise employees till I find who is responsible

FANTASTIC Shorts #2: The Wise Quacking Duck

I wouldn’t say there’s anything truly GROUNDBREAKING with this short but it’s very good. Put simply, it’s just looney Daffy Duck antagonising a man who wants to cook him. What makes this stand-out is not only is it well executed but this has that great Clampett mix of being dark, cute and funny at the same time.

This is a short where Daffy Duck pretends to have his head cut off and flap about like a headless bird,

does a strip tease,

screams while being cooked in an oven,

and all of this is being played for laughs.

If that’s not the definition of dark humour I don’t know what is. Check it out now if you haven’t.

http://kisscartoon.me/Cartoon/Looney-Tunes-Platinum-Collection/Volume-2-Disc-1-The-Wise-Quacking-Duck?id=19555

Slip of the Tongue

by winterwaters

For the Tumblr prompts: “Things I said that you weren’t meant to hear” (chapter 1) and “Things you said when you were drunk” (chapter 2)

Chapter 1 - Clarke helps Bellamy shave and unintentionally reveals a detail about herself in the process.
Chapter 2 - Bellamy was determined to get Clarke drunk. He just never expected everything that came after it.

Words: 2188, Chapters: 1/2, Language: English



Read it on AO3 at http://ift.tt/1FbvTcY

1. You are important to the continuation of life as we know it. The earth would feel empty without you here.

2. I don’t care what you’ve been told: you are deserving of love.

3. You are not defined by your grades, your weight or even the number of friends you have on Facebook. Only you get to decide who you are and who you want to be.

4. Right now, in this moment, someone is thinking about you. Someone misses seeing your smile.

5. You are as strong as you believe. Don’t listen to anyone who tells you tears are weakness.

—  L.G. For Anyone Who Has Ever Felt Unloved
NEWSFLASH

1) Just because you don’t like rap or hip hop music, doesn’t mean that Jay Z or anything he does automatically sucks.

2) Just because Tidal is run by “a bunch of celebrities” doesn’t mean that its goal its 100% commercial.

3) It cannot be compared to Spotify mainly because Tidal’s target is audiophiles, Spotify only offers up to 320kbps when Tidal offers lossless HiFi audio (look it up if you have no idea what I mean), therefore, it can’t cost the same as the Spotify subscription.

4) So if you do have the HiFi gear that you need in order to actually tell the difference between an mp3 and lossless audio, then I think 19.99$ a month is definitely worth it.

A friend to mine is submitting this letter to Rick Scott and asked that I share it with you all.

Dear Governor Scott:

I am a Florida Atlantic University student outraged at your conduct as governor of the state of Florida!  This correspondence joins with the thousands of voices already speaking out on the matter at hand.  In particular, a big part of my frustration lies in your administration’s gag rule restricting Florida government employees’ usage of terms such as “climate change” and “global warming.”  This policy is not only unconstitutional, but also a clear ignorance of a problem that “97 percent of climate scientists” agree is happening[1].

[1] http://climate.nasa.gov/scientific-consensus/ [2] http://www.peer.org/news/news-releases/2015/03/18/scott%E2%80%99s-climate-change-gag-order-claims-a-victim/

Today I want to address the actions against Mr. Barton Bibler, a land management plan coordinator at the Florida Department of Environmental Protection, for the references he made to climate change in a Florida Coastal Managers Forum in February.  The Public Employees for Environmental Responsibility (PEER) indicated Mr. Bibler received a two-day suspension, after which time he was required to fill out a mental health evaluation document before returning to work[2].  Basically, a state employee voiced non-harmful speech and was punished for it.  As the Florida state constitution reads: “Every person may speak, write and publish sentiments on all subjects but shall be responsible for the abuse of that right. No law shall be passed to restrain or abridge the liberty of         speech or of the press.”—Article I, Section 4. 

Therefore, I request that an official apology be sent to Mr. Bibler and that you keep an open mind regarding the future of our environment.  As a member of my community and Florida Atlantic University, I will continue spreading the message of this injustice and I will not tolerate your administration’s disrespect for the needs of the Sunshine State.  Thank you for your attention.

Title: I’m Coming Home To You

co-authored by: holysmoaksoliver and olicitykiss

Summary: Felicity’s life in New York is perfect. Perfect job, perfect friends, perfect boyfriend. But the life she’s been living for the last seven years is a lie. And there’s only so long this lie can last…

Chapter 1 (x) Chapter 2 (x) Chapter 3 (x) Chapter 4 (x)

Chapter 5 Excerpt

Two (at least she thought it was two) Long Island Iced Teas and countless shots later, Felicity was pretty out of it.  She had missed the last three shots she’d tried to take, she was starting to slur her words and she was pretty sure if looks could kill, Helena would have murdered Felicity more times than she could count by now.

Tommy was leaning over the pool table, lining up his shot when she stumbled over and leaned in close.  She was giggling because she couldn’t stop herself.  “Tommy,” she stage whispered to him.  “Don’t screw this up.”  She attempted— and failed— to maintain some semblance of seriousness.  “Screw…” she repeated, another giggle bubbling up and escaping and her eyes somehow finding Oliver’s across the table.

His stone expression never wavered, even as he moved from beside Helena toward Felicity.  Oliver’s hands went to her waist and he guided her to a stool near the wall.  “Maybe you should sit the rest of this one out,” he said sternly.

“Ollie!” Tommy said, his voice too-loud and over animated.  “You’ve got the whole place wondering now.”  Everyone’s attention went to Tommy who had overindulged right along with Felicity.  “Are you going to divorce this girl or not?”

Read the rest here on ao3

What Kind of Day It Has Been (1.22)
  • Josh:Did you get me the meeting with the Vice President?
  • Donna:I did, but you're not going to be happy.
  • Josh:Jogging?
  • Donna:Yeah.
  • Josh:We couldn't really, this time, just sit in chairs?
  • Donna:He's jogging at 2. It's the only time he could fit you in.
  • Josh:Okay, order me boiled chicken and some pasta. Nothing like a meeting you have to carb up for.

dragon-buns asked:

HAVENT I SAID A MILLION TIMES YOUD BE A PERFECT FIONA THO

BUT LIKE YOU ACTUALLY HAVE

I didn’t believe it because some of her songs are a wee bit out of my range, but my friend dragged me to auditions (she wants to be the DRAGON) and I almost didn’t go because 1. I was not especially confident and 2. I’m all snotty and sick buuut

CALLBACKS! TWICE! IT’S ONLY ME VS ONE OTHER LADY

who is a lot older than I am and isn’t as good of a comedic actress SOOO

IT’S A 50% / 50% CHANCE BALUFUAHFUH