The previous thing was a joke of course. I wouldn’t just leave like that. I can thank many things to you guys, and I will continue being part of this thing as long as I can and enjoy doing so. And I don’t feel like getting out any time soon :)

Thank you all for your support and love! I’m going to wind up and start being active soon. IRL kinda keeps me busy, that’s why I was away for such a long time.

Also I didn’t mean to make fun of the Care Bears fandom (if there’s one, I have no idea). Just to make it clear. Haven’t got a single complaining about this, but still. Respect others stuff yo.

Sunset: And no, I still don’t master the Rage State. What you saw was special effects.

Mod: I wanted to play a little longer, but I’ve got things to do, so this April Fools prank ends here! I hope you had fun as I did! And as Sunset said: APS will return as if nothing had happened tomorrow!

Thanks for your support!


Fun Fact: Less than 2% of the moon’s craters are from TARDIS impacts.

Error Guard: When Your Highness says “we”, is that “do we as a civilization have rockets” or is that the royal We, as in, does Your Highness personally own rockets?

Princess Erroria: EITHER?

Error Guard: Then, yes on the former, no on the latter. If Your Highness recalls, Her Majesty Princess Celestia has forbade Your Highness from dealing with explosives since the Teddy-Bear Picnic Incident was declared a war-crime.


Asks by askthesojourner​, ask-paradigm​, shecat105​, thefrogswillreignsupreme​, tom-addo-adventure​, helpabluehorse​ and an anon
Art by boshedagh

Script by doubledeadline

Call New Friends: Round 3
Call #4: 0800-011349-827347 - Universe 2.0-022166. Result: Success!

Call New Friends: TOTALS
Calls Made: 4
Friends Made: 2
Enemies Made: 0

I’m deleting my blog.

I’m really sorry for anyone who likes this blog, and I really wasn’t planning on ever actually deleting this blog, but it’s gotten to the point were it’s really taking over my life a lot. I spend way too many hours a day on tumblr, and it’s been distracting me from my actual life. I want to spend more time on my work, and more time developing relationships with people around me, and at this point the only way I can see being able to do that is removing this as a distraction.

This is making me really sad too, and hopefully I can make a new blog sometime and rejoin the tumblr fandom. If anyone wants to still keep in touch with me you can follow me on twitter or follow my main blog.

I love all you guys, and it’s been really fun! I’ll reblog this a few more times over the course of the day.

You know what the trouble about real life is? There’s no danger music.

* However there are mixed CD’s in my car that have only the best music hand picked by yours truly. I want to do a mixed CD swap. DOES ANYONE STILL LISTEN TO CD’s? Thought not. Damn you 10 year old car. I need to get me some Sirius XM or something. Maybe next year. 

* Work today wasn’t fun, but I actually laughed like all day long. I love having people that get my sense of humor. When I tell them they better laugh. 

* My son starts track tomorrow and they want him running a mile in 6 minutes so I tried to do that too and puked on myself. I used to be able to run 3 miles in 21 minutes. Now I’m good if I get them done in 30.  

* speaking of gigantor he is now over 6′2 and he’s 13!!! I had to buy him new shoes in a size 14. Ok Shaq. 

* My blood tests showed some stuff my Dr. said and he had me do new ones today and now I’m scared. I have to get an MRI and a colonoscopy and I’m like dude the last time I let someone inside my head and my butt he broke my heart. HAHAHAH. My Doctor hates me. I hate me. 

* I got told something yesterday that made me sadder than I’ve been in a long time, but I realized it was the news I needed to realize it’s a good thing I’m where I’m at and that what transpired did. 

* Mountain biking has become my life and I love it. If you told me 2 years ago I’d spend $600 on a bike to ride on mountains i would have laughed in your face. Now I’m too far ahead of the haters to care. 

* I’ve decided not to dye my hair anymore and to just go with the flow of my natural color. Which I don’t even know what color that is anymore… Probably gray. 

* It follows was a good movie. I liked it. It had so many cool concepts that I loved. I kind of wished it had ended with more clarity maybe or just gave some answers. But I will watch it again for sure. 

* The Justin Bieber roast was hilarious and it also made me realize how much I love well crafted jokes. And making fun of the Biebs. Hannibal Buress forever amen. 

I don’t do much Truthful Tuesday anymore because everything I say is the truth but I love the concept and what people have to say on such a day. 

Toodaloo mothaeffahs. 


he/him or they/them pronouns

so this is pretty late but i really wanted to post something for today, I’m still questioning a lot about my gender but I lean towards masculine a little more. I’m not out to anyone but my internet friends and it’s gonna stay that way for a while since my family already makes fun of me for dressing the way I do. I may transition someday but as of right now I’m gonna post these selfies and try to feel proud of how I look

WalressiaXSharky - Dawn of the Shark Tale

[WARNING - Still building, I’m lazy.]

Main Features

Part II

There are several things that the common man does not know about the pornographic productions that bring them such great pleasure not the least of which is how mechanical, joyless, and sterile even the most passionate of acts truly are when the lights dim and the facade drops - just two people (or several people) doing their job and coming home with the income it earns. This was one of several fun facts that Sharky was intimately aware of as he sat aside the woman he’d somehow been persuaded into riding home with in the first taxi that could be stopped. He wasn’t completely certain how he’d gotten here but the more pressing thought was how strange it felt to feel the flush of the unfamiliar, the stirrings of concern in a heart that did not know what was coming next.

There was no script, he had no part, and he did not know which of the many outcomes possible would be written in the cold, unbreakable, stone that makes us the reality around humanity and its companions. Any misstep wouldn’t result in a balding men yelling ‘Cut!’ and him having to try again with a fresh handful of pills, that would simply be the result. He wasn’t certain which part was more responsible for the uncertainty slowly crawling through his veins and knitting itself a web of discomfort but both the fact that this was foreign to him and the fact that it was her were likely culprits. There were no clear directions and while his mind was lost in thought and his heart trapped by the processing mind his body remained similarly stuck while everyone else in the flesh machine tried to figure its shit out.

He didn’t notice that it seemed to bring a perverse pleasure to the woman’s face, after all what better amusement was there than the satisfaction of a job well done and the struggling of netted prey? She was certainly no spider by any means, although she imagined there probably were some spider people out there in the world enjoying strange fetishes, but she could understand why the animal might enjoy its work. It was out of her character to be this forward but it needed to be done and she suspected once the cogs in the shark’s machinery were turning again things would work out much more smoothly. 

Walressia made an effort to seem more comfortable than she was and had even managed to keep her thought process from touching on the gray area that she knew her companion was currently lost in - what next? It was a bit like walking a tight rope and trying to forget the rope was actually several genetically altered live cobras with a taste for human toes but she managed so far with only the occasional cough, adjustment of her shirt and skirt, and an awkward downward glance.

While both of them while stuck in the awkward middle school dance phase of their current relationship, the cab driver was entirely focused on his job and had very little interesting thoughts to add to any of the happenings behind him. He had kids at home to worry about putting through school and several promising responses to his latest manuscript so things were looking up for him. Yessir, in a few years he might even be famous and he could leave behind his wife for a woman that didn’t laugh at his passions and gain 80lbs when he wasn’t looking. One might wonder what exactly the mind of the driver has to do with anything but the thought of a more suitable woman did break his concentration monetarily, causing him to jerk in his seat as he reawoke to reality. 

He noticed that his car felt…different. He couldn’t place his finger on it exactly but things seemed to be ever so slightly off and then realized that absolutely was nothing was wrong and he had nothing of any substance to contribute to this or any other story. Chuck was, decisively, a boring man.

Sharky had no better managed to come to grips with his current paralysis in the time it had taken his driver to be horrifically dull but Walressia had accomplished something of note - she had managed to accidentally cut herself while absently digging her through her purse as the panicked realization that she didn’t know if she even had condoms came to her, a thought which had not even occurred to the shark man with  his background in regular testing and shooting cum onto the faces of women just waiting for the scene to end so they could towel themselves off. 

She recoiled slowly, it wasn’t much of an injury but it was enough to cause her to retreat from the bag. This caught the attention of Sharky whose gear turning had been sharply halted by every part of his machinery being overtaken by the highest priority type - instinct. The smell of blood caught his attention well before any other sense had caught up.

His eyes slowly followed as legs drug through mud and met the gaze of the woman hurriedly trying to excuse herself, stumbling on half-formed excuses and a quickly rising panic at the glazed look in her company’s eyes. 

“Are…are you okay?…”

He didn’t speak.

“I just had a bit of an accident…its fine. I have a bandaid somewhere in here…”

A ripple beneath the flesh, no outward movements.

“l-let me just grab one here…”

He moved smoothly with all of the grace of his heritage and caught her before she’d had much time to rummage for a cover for her scrape, instead throwing her hands aside and turning a far deeper shade of red than her blood as Sharky planted his lips on her neck, teeth pressing against her skin and digging in further moment by moment. The smell of blood, the pressure of the situation, and the mounting tensions pushed him to move in instinct and the only thing keeping him from digging in deep enough to draw more of the instinct-fueling liquid was years of practice.

He wouldn’t let it turn out like before…

An emergency maneveur was performed by both the driver and his brain, both parties grinding to a halt as his slowly pulled back and separated his lips from her skin, his teeth from the thin barrier between bone and veins, and his self from the muddled mess that his blood lust had beaten his head into. The driver was forced to put a slam on the brakes because of Sharky’s hand which was doing the opposite to his shoulder, digging in sharply and forcing a stop.

“…we’ll walk the rest of the way.”

He moved back to his seat, retrieved some cash from his wallet, and handed it to the driver while releasing his grip. An apology would’ve been sensible in this situation but he didn’t have it in him right now, it was too much work to hold composure alone. With a glance at the door his ‘victim’ pushed it open and stepped out to be followed by himself as he made an attempt at a polite smile, hiding his teeth.

“I just…need some fresh air.”

gayfuckass69 asked:

haise's reaction to his partner slipping and then saying 'sorry i cant stop falling for you'

(That’s hella smooth.)

Haise and his significant other were out for a walk. The rain from the previous day had been followed by temperatures belowe freezing during the night, making for patches of black ice everywhere. While the couple did their best to stay away from the slippery areas, it was incredibly difficult to do so when they were barely visible in the first place.

Though the walk ended up being more trecherous than relaxing in many ways, it still managed to be fun. Haise and his significant other had made a game out of jumping over the patches of ice. The game, however fun it may have been, was in no way safe. There were multiple times where even Haise nearly biffed it, slipping on the slick pavement.

When the two rounded a corner, Haise went first. He didn’t notice the ice coating the pavement until his legs were already out from underneath him. Luckily, he caught himself, sticking out his hands. Haise wobbled as he tried to stand up and get away from the slippery patch.

"Be careful!" his significant other scolded between laughs.

They began walking towards him, thinking that they had evaded the ice by moving to the side a bit. Unfortunately, that was not the case. They quickly went down with a yelp, slamming into the pavement.

Haise quickly rushed over to them.

"Are you alright?!"

His significant other looked a bit surprised, but not hurt.

"Yeah, I’m fine," they replied quickly.

"You scared me," Haise laughed nervously, holding a hand out for his significant other to grab.

"Sorry," they apologized, grabbing his hand. "I just can’t stop falling for you."

Haise could hardly believe his ears. Had his significant other just used a pun on him? And an incredibly smooth one, at that?? There was literal happiness rising up inside of him.

Wake Up With Zach Recap 4/1/15:
  • (Stream)
  • Shoutouts
  • Preorder his book
  • Will be on YouNow around 7
  • Wrote his to do list for the day
  • Had leg day earlier
  • Talked about the Willpower book he’s still reading
  • Talked about meditation
  • If you changed your Twitter handle from something about him to something about BBCan, Zach’s not acknowledging you anymore
  • Read more postcards
  • Cuddled with Tiger
  • Also, tomorrow, I’m going to Boca to hang out with one of my good friends and other Big Brother 16 cast house guests, Frankie Grande. So that should be a lot of fun. I don’t know what he has planned for us. I don’t know what the hell we’re gonna do. But we’re gonna have a good time.”
  • Showed how to make a pretein shake and jamed to Love Me Like You Do and Sawagoo

Dan and Phil have been working so hard the past few months and yet they still do fun little things like’ Dan and Phil crafts’ as an April fools because they care for their viewers and want to entertain us! They didn’t have to do that but they did even though they’re doing so much other stuff they still made that video! And it means a lot to me, even if it was just a funny April fools day video because it shows how much they really do care for us!

kissedxbyxfire asked:

Can you do pb&j for the ship thing?

WELP! This was way too much fun ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

collects rocks - Parse; like mostly geodes? His mom had a crystal collection in their living room. You know, north-eastern NY single mom vibes. 

takes pictures of the other(s) while they’re asleep - Jack; this is a given. I am 100% positive that he already has a phone full of photos of Bitty sleeping. And he’s still worried someone is going to develop that disposable camera back from when he and Kent were in the Q. 

gets drunk and breaks shit - Parse, but not angrily. Just clumsily. Like, “whoops there goes the table, the lamp, and oh I’ll just sleep on this floor.” 

can’t swim - “Eric Bittle, what do you mean you can’t swim?” “Lord above, don’t you know there are fish in there? That’s their domain.” 

remembers to feed the fish - Bitty, “Don’t anger them!!” 

puts up Christmas decorations in November - Also Bitty, sorry kiddo. But I know you start pinning Christmas ideas in July. We all know. 

sends inappropriate texts and SnapChats while the other is in a meeting - Parse, because obviously. “I’m in a strategy meeting,” Jack sends back, trying not to grin. 2 minutes later, “poop emoji. dick pic” 

makes Sims just to drown them in the pool - Jack “I just wanted to see what would happen. It’s not like they’re real people??” Zimmermann

brings the other coffee at work - Bitty and Jack are in a constant war to see who can be more thoughtful, so both. 

takes gym locker room selfies - All three of these assholes have been known to take a locker room selfie or two. Kent is like, taking literal cheesecake shots: big grin, glistening abs, raised eye brow, kiss kiss emoji. Jack is showing off his new stick tape and accidentally winds up in the photo, and Bitty is with the whole hockey team or dancing alone to Beyonce in his unmentionables. 

signs them up for tennis lessons and a salsa-making class - “Tennis? Really? Are you kidding me?” “It’s genteel; a gentleman’s sport. You can play with mother,” says Eric loftily.  

forgets to charge the other’s iPad and leaves it dead on the coffee table - “Wait, this isn’t a space-agey paperweight?” Jack Zimmermann, probably. 

anonymous asked:

You should start posting TS4 regularly. *chants* ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US

Lmao, get out. I could never play it regularly - I have no idea what I’m doing and I hate buy/build mode and I have to remind myself that it won’t ever look like my TS3 game. But it is fun, yasss! And it’s cute and I still love how cartoony it is (not that I can pull it off coz I’m too used to realism) but *pets it* I glad I bought the EP ;-;

Episode 20 Waige Observations!

My weekly review for Waige! :) Can I just say this episode was amazing? Again, there was action, romance, adventure, and fun. AND more relationship AND character growth. Kudos to the writers! 

1.) We begin the episode with the Toby/Happy drama and their missed date. Walter has a talk with Toby. He tells him that having a relationship with a co-worker isn’t a good idea and is bad for their business. What does Toby do? He brings up PAIGE! He takes out the board that Walter was obviously hiding and points out that the stick figures are STILL ON IT. Let’s think about this for a moment. Walter could not even bring himself to erase STICK FIGURES of him and Paige holding hands. That is HUGE. He erased everything else. And Toby, who is the captain of the Waige ship, AMAZINGLY points this out to Walter! 

2.) Then we get a Waige moment. Walter tells Paige that having a romantic relationship with a co-worker isn’t a good idea. Interesting moment because watch the WAY he says this. Trying to be “casual” and smiley. I feel like he was testing out Paige’s opinion here. This is definitely something that Walter has thought a LOT about. How would their own relationship work while they also work together. It has been on his mind a lot, I’m sure. :) 

3.) I loved all the concerned Waige moments in this episode. It has become instinctive for them to worry about each other. Before our guys drive off with the witness, Walter casually tells Paige to “be careful.” Then after the whole van ordeal, Paige’s first concern is how Walter is doing. And she looked so worried!

4.) We finally get to the moment when the team says their goodbyes to the witness. Paige says, “When you love someone, you take risks.” LOVE THIS SO MUCH! And of course the number 1 Waige shipper Toby right away emphasizes what Paige said to Walter! And Walter stares at Paige like she is pure sunshine. Like he always looks at her! AND this time, he does NOT even argue with Toby. Instead, at this moment, I feel like Walter knows that Toby is right…and there is no point in trying to negate something so obvious. 

5.) We have a whole theme of “risk” going throughout the episode. I love that. So we got an ending moment with Sly being afraid of eating a 2 day expired yogurt. So Toby TAKES it and eats it. He then tells Walter that if he doesn’t tell Paige how he feels, he will lose her to Drew. That Paige is Walter’s RISK. This is a guy who is afraid of NOTHING except his feelings for Paige. That’s his fear. AND FINALLY, this gets to Walter. Did you guys notice that Waige have their own theme music? It’s quite lovely. And it starts playing as Walter thinks to himself. And he knows Toby is right. 

6.) What does Walter do? He RUNS to get to Paige. Not walks. But runs by Toby AND thanks him! He sees Paige with Ralph from a window. And he just has this adoring look on his face as he smiles at the two people he LOVES. That’s his family. At this point, I was on twitter and Waige fans were thinking “YES, it’s finally happening!” AND THEN BAM. Of course, Drew is there. Did you see how quickly Walter’s face changed when he saw Drew? He went from smiling to almost crying. Elyes is SO GOOD with his expressions. His eyes always reveal so much. And you could FEEL the pain that Walter was in. So he walks away. 

7.) Before fans begin to freak out and worry, let’s discuss it like this. Drew is Ralph’s father. So he is visiting his son. It does NOT mean that Paige is back with him. She wants for Ralph’s dad to be in his life. That is all. She is handling this situation the best way she can. Also, Drew is living in Portland now. AND we know Paige isn’t leaving. So I do not think we’ll have to see Drew for much longer. 

8.) This is NOT the end of Waige. Walter didn’t lose his chance for good. There is still TIME and an opportunity for him to tell Paige how he feels. Let’s look at this in an optimistic view point. Walter was FINALLY READY to confess his feelings to Paige. He ran to see her. That is a HUGE step forward. This is a guy who fully accepted his feelings and wanted to take a RISK and do something about it. “When you love someone, you take a risk.” THIS! 

Please make sure to watch the next 2 episodes. I feel like this episode was a set up for the upcoming new episodes. We will get more Waige focus. Also, this is a FEEL GOOD SHOW. I do not believe that episode 22 will end on a sour note. I think it will end on an optimistic note. The writers want for the fans to come back for season 2. So they have to give fans SOMETHING to hold onto during the summer hiatus. So keep the HOPE ALIVE! 


“I found some old pictures of when I was first teaching Wyatt to walk, that Darron had taken for his mother…once again time seems to be flying by and I can’t seem to slow it down. I feel like it was just the other day I brought him and his sister home. I have been so busy with them, and Stella and Darron has been busy working that we haven’t posted that much about anyone lately. It kind of brings me to tears to think that my babies wont babies much longer. I still want them to be home all day, laying in bed with me for naps, playing in the bathtub, running around naked trying not to let me put clothes on them, and all the other fun things we do every day. Life is something that just goes by in a blink of an eye, I never really believed that but being a mother has showed me how fast it truly does go, and how slow I wish it was.” - Hazel

Autodesk SketchBook April Hero Challenge

As a storyboard and comic artist, I often do a lot of fight and action scenes, having to distill a lot of motion into a single still image. 

For this challenge I’d love to see what kinds of things you guys come up with and how you convey the idea of motion in a single image. - Kevin Mellon

How do you participate in the Hero Challenge? Just follow these steps: 

-    Sign up for DeviantArt, if you’re not already a member! All the fun is happening there.

-    Join the official Autodesk SketchBook group

-   Download the prompt and draw your image (left) . This month the challenge is to conveying motion in a still image. 

-   Draw your original artwork on the canvas using Autodesk SketchBook.

-   Add your entry to the DeviantArt Autodesk SketchBook group! 

At the end of April, Kevin will pick the pieces that met the challenge the best, and give feedback on why they hit the mark. We’ll feature that art right here for everyone to see!

Download SketchBook  and get started, or check out the post over on DeviantArt.

About the artist:

Kevin Mellon is a graduate of the Kubert School and an accomplished comic and storyboard artist. Drawing professionally since 2007, he’s worked on published titles including ‘Gearhead’ and ‘LoveSTRUCK’ with Dennis Hopeless, ‘Heart’ with Blair Butler, and ‘American Muscle’ with Steve Niles. His own comic book is called ‘Suicide Sisters’, featuring the story of two sisters chasing down the devil to regain their souls. By day, Kevin is a storyboard artist on the hit tv series Archer. You can learn more about storyboarding for Archer in this interview, and check out his comics here.

I got tagged by senpai-will-notice-you and cilecile!!! Thanks so much you guys, I had a lot of fun doing this! I’m sorry my mic kinda sucks, but I hope you still enjoy it nonetheless?

Alright here are the questions!

Name and URL
How did you find out about Haikyuu!!?
Do you follow the anime, manga, or both?
Say the following words:

Haikyuu, Karasuno, Aobajousai, Nekoma, Shiratorizawa,
Hinata Shouyou, Kageyama Tobio, Nishinoya Yuu,
Oikawa Tooru, Oishii Oishii Chansu Booru, Mo Ippai!!

Who’s your favourite character and why?
Who’s your least favourite character and why?
Do you have a favourite team? Explain!
What was your favourite moment in the series?
Any moments that made you cry/tear up?
What is your OTP?
What else do you ship?
Which character did you hate at the beginning but love now?
Most attractive character?
Which character would you want to be friends with?
Which character would you want to date?
Which character would you not get along with?
Which character are you protective of?

Last thing: yell “SUGAAAAAAAAAAA”

I’m so happy XD

People I tag (you don’t have to do it if you don’t want): enno-so-done-with-your-shit-a nxyaa blushing-senpai gingerthewallflower totally-not-addicted nishinoya-yuu sunnycanary learn2language yoshinoya-nuu and yamayachis

SO I finally finished my Azeroth art exchange. I drew paragonsoftheklaxxi‘s blood elf Ashathria.

This  art exchange was my first public art event, not just me submitting my art to my own blog.  It was a lot of fun but also somewhat challenging trying to come up with scene/pose/setting.

Of course as an artist I’m still wanting to fuss with it and have to tell myself to just breathe and let it go, the deadline has passed, you are done.

A big thank you to vaishino who encouraged me to do the exchange in the first place and also helped me with WoW lore.  I really gotta get back to finishing Pandaria now that my mains are max level.

anonymous asked:

NAC- I'm not that one anon, but what do you like and support about Kylie?

I lover her confidence for one. She reads this blog and many others about herself and still works every single look and style like there’s no tomorrow. I also love how silly she seems from snapchat because you can tell she always tries to make things fun and enjoyable for herself and others. I like knowing that deep down she’s actually very sensitive and caring about her family members so it’s not that she’s careless when it comes to her family. I love her sunglasses and make up. They’re always on point. I love her taste in music. I love a majority of her outfits, except those that are too tight and revealing because they seem uncomfortable. I also support her trying out different career fields because it gives me hope that she won’t just be some spoiled celebrity living off her family’s money. I like how daring she is with her hair and style. I also love how she not only stops to take photos with fans but is sometimes even willing to chat with them and make them feel appreciated. These are only some of the many things I like/support about Kylie. I wouldn’t be helping run a blog about her if I disliked her. And if I did, I wouldn’t have a problem admitting it. So those who think I pick on Kylie or dislike her should read this.
- A