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Internet Support Group 5 - danisnotonfire (transcription)

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peppyghoul so do you remember that first time I sent you a package and you went through all the things, then you texted me because you tried burning one of the sage bundles to smoke cleanse and started yelling that it smelled like drugs in your room because of it……

Except it wasn’t actually sage that you tried smoke cleansing with… it was a bundle of dried basil.

Ribbit.

thepikachuisbloggin asked:

I'm noticing the Triforce related items on Hiro for some of the pictures of him, any reason why?

Tbh I’m a giant Zelda nerd and that’s 99% of the reason why, I sneak a lot of Zelda related themes into my stuff whenever I can ahahah;;; 

So Hiro’s a Zelda nerd now. No regrets. (A lot of you have actually noticed the Triforce necklace too, you guys make me so proud)

rp for da zim zam

Weeks turned to months. Months to years. Endless plans failed, but in their wake something was left behind- a sort of bond between enemies. 

Eventually they started spending time together. Dib never could figure out how or when- Zim just started showing up at his house, and he started going to Zim’s place to watch TV, and it just went from there. They ate lunches together. Walked home together. The plots never stopped, and Dib still defeated him, but afterwards they would just go back to how things were.

Friends? Maybe friends. Friends who were enemies. Something like that. 

Today was a sadder occasion. Zim had gotten a call back by his leaders, for reasons that Dib really didn’t know. He wasn’t there for the call, wasn’t able to figure out just what those two idiots in charge intended- so he helped the other pack up their years together into the tiny VOOT.

“You know, it’s gonna really suck without you here.” He said, trying to sound lighthearted despite how he felt. “I’m not going to have anything to do without having to save the world from you.” 

today i watched the mirror by tarkovsky and i’m honestly still in awe. it’s a bit difficult to watch, very confusing, but it’s just beautiful. it touches you. it’s a film that brings you in, invites you to get inside the story, inside the characters’ lives. the camera moves are just so fluid and intimate, it’s almost as if it were another character, as if it were alive, being an invisible part of those people’s lives.

One year!

This blog was my first in the indie RP scene, and I’ve had a ton of fun this past year, and met a lot of new people. I just wanna say thanks for all the good times so far, and here’s to another year!

In honor of the anniversary, I will tell you a story. Shortly after starting this blog, I injured myself at work–specifically, my hand. It ended up being nerve damage that was eventually taken care of, but for a long period of time I was in and out of specialists’ offices, trying to see what could be done for my damn hand. 

During that time, however, I was prescribed medicine to help me with it, because I used my hand a lot and it was very, very uncomfortable. They were pretty powerful painkillers. So, for the first month or so of this blog’s life, for most of the various activities and posts that went on here, I was high as balls

Now you know.

still-she-haunts-me asked:

What job do you want, ideally?

Wow wow okay.

So ideally (stop reading now) ideally I want to be martyred before I even get a job. But here are some other options, in ascending order of worthiness:

-editor of the Catholic newspaper I write for, or Catholic editor of some big secular newspaper (Times, Guardian, Telegraph)
- high mistress of a girls’ school, either a world-leading independent one or a game-changing Catholic one or some hellhole I’ve turned round or one in India or the subsaharah
-CEO of a women’s/girls’ rights organisation like one that works against FGC or trafficking/prostitution or child marriage

also in the last couple of days I have been thinking I might like to be a big-deal feminist theologian that is maybe a thing I’d like

& whatever happens I would like to write. articles, opinion columns, a book or two.

yeah we’ll see

// ok ok fine. i’m still not making an ic post until we see how the event ends, but like this for a starter eventually!! capping at……………… [pulls piece of paper out of a hat] 6.

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Haikyuu!! AU - Daisuga Florist AU

Sawamura Daichi’s first visit to the “Karasuno Flower Shop” ended with him leaving the store with a beautiful flower arrangement for his mother and a massive crush on Sugawara Koushi, the store’s owner and primary florist. Ever since their first meeting, Daichi has found himself going to the quaint little flower shop on a regular basis, buying flowers left and right until his home is overflowing with plant life. It isn’t until he goes home with a bouquet of purple lilacs that Sugawara had given to him free of charge that he notices the small card with a note attached to it. A phone number and a simple “Call me” are enough for him to go back to the flower shop and ask the beautiful florist working there for an arrangement that would be perfect for a first date

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What do you talk about when you’re with your friends?
Well when I’m with my friends, we usually talk about sports. You know anything about sports? 

jack with an overly excessive amount of piercings??? idk

for the record jack if u ever dressed like this in one of ur videos (or even just put earrings in for a reading ur comments vid or something) im pretty sure the entire community would shit its pants

just a thought ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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