SIGNS WHILE RIDING THE BUS
  • Aries:the bus driver with severe road rage and a colorful vocabulary
  • Taurus:fell asleep 3 hours ago. where was their stop? we'll never know for sure.
  • Gemini:the homeless guy asking 7th graders for drugs
  • Cancer:the heroin addict who lives at a bus stop
  • Leo:probably checking someone out
  • Virgo:the loud tourist yelling about the wine they just had
  • Libra:the person leo is staring at
  • Scorpio:the angry teenager playing with a lighter
  • Sagittarius:the stoner laughing at their own jokes in the back
  • Capricorn:the sleep-deprived college student finishing an essay
  • Aquarius:probably stoned. hitting on an elderly lady who doesn't speak english.
  • Pisces:listening to angsty music/staring out the window