Infamous Brendon Urie quotes

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- “Hey, I’ll be a pretty boy for money”
- “Jesus isn’t real” [during a radio interview in cleveland]
- “Off the chain…off the wall”
- “What am I supposed to do!? ‘Honey, I love you.’ What is this!”
- “This is the seduction room…where I’m completely seduced by a stripper.”
- “This is my first break. I hope this occurs more often…I like this.”
- “WHOA! There’s a one eyed cat running around here…it guards the stairwell.”
- “Yeah, I man-handled that cop.”
- “You smell so slutty right now.”
- “Trip hop cabaret dance punk.”
- “I don’t have any pets, so I get to walk around the house naked. So I’m more free.”
- “I made a video of it and put it on YouTube, it’s called ‘Dan Angel. Snow Freak.’”
- “I love Ryan as well.” 
- “He’s just so attractive, I can’t shut my eyes.” [joking about sleeping in a bunk near Ryan] 
- “I have my mother’s hips…I have an apple bottom.” 
- “Piano lessons are in right now.” 
- “One year I was Subzero from Mortal Combat.” [on past Halloween costumes] 
- “WHAT? I’m not going to answer that question. Let’s move on to the chocolate.” 
- “If I was a serial killer? How I would kill somebody? I’m actually a very compulsive person … I’d chainsaw people.” 
- “If you’re going to be eating, just don’t, because all you’re wrappers are going to be trash later on so…just don’t eat.” 
- “If they had a Victoria's Secret, I'd be found browsing around it. I'm not going to lie, I'm curious, alright!?” [when asked what store he'd be found in if locked in a mall]
- “We’re the manliest of men.”
- “My balls dropped finally! I got hairs on them and have become hairy in places I didn’t realize was possible.”
- “Could I imagine being a piano? That’d be awesome. I’d throw a D-minor at you to make you sad, then an F-major to make you happy!”
- “Oh yeah, I’ve got one ‘There Once Was a Man From Natucket,’…”

Infamous Ryan Ross quotes

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- “We wanted Brendon to get shot out of a canon” [when asked what was one impossible thing they wanted to do for a live show]
- “We need to have alot of mustaches in our videos…”
- “I wish the camera could smell my armpits. Dude, mine smell good.”
-“We wrote “Fever” in chronological order so the next one will probably be a progression from the second half of the album. Of course, Brendon’s been in Africa for the last month and a half with Madonna trying to adopt a child so it could sound like tribal drums mashed up with like a virgin.”
- “Success has many fathers, failure many sons.”
- “It’s disgusting. Why would people idolize someone who doesn’t do anything and saying you’re a model/photographer with a digital camera and photoshop does not count as an artist.”
- “Me and you…we go out.” 
- “I’m also the fastest runner. And the highest jumper.” 
- “Give it up for lessons! Give it up for homework.” 
- “I carpool with my friends here.” 
- “You smell like Christmas, Jon.”
- “I once saw a picture of Spencer completely naked with just a snorkel on.”
- “I got sick of wearing sweatpants every day.”
- “This sucks doesn’t it? Everything is so cookie-cutter, you can’t get away from it.”

What happens when I

rock out to Let’s Kill Tonight.

I’m enjoying myself and dancing like a fool

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then this happens ♪ ♫Stomp your feet and clap your hands♪ ♫ in which I pause it and stare at my  iPod for a while

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And after I’m done my staring contest with the iPod, I practice my clapping and stomping

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Then finally I turn the song back on….and I still epically fail and I look a little like this

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So finally I just get pissed off and change the song.

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This has been story time with Bryanna The Ninja

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