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The Broem

"It’s like, your bros are your bros more than your bros are your bros, bro." 

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Good Ghost Bill & Kevin Burke (The Broem)

my two current favorite poets, whom i have yet to see perform a funny poem on their own, performing a hilarious AND hard-hitting poem together

but really, watch all of their videos and come see them at the austin poetry slam on tuesday nights

BROETRY

Summer Saturdays 

Alas, it’s weekend, time to rage with my BRO’s
We arrive at the party with 30’s in tow
We high-five cause we’re sure to take err hoe
HEY! Over there. Is dude looking at THEE with brows of furrow?
Whoa!
Whoa!
Hold my 30, BRO!

Saturday afternoon, it’s time to poolside-BRO
No glass at the pool, so grab a 30, lets go
We arrive shirts off, so they can see our muscles glow
BRAH! Dude wet my phone with a splash as he dove
Whoa!
Oh, hell no!
Hold my 30, BRO! 

Saturday night, gotta Dallas-BROout at Cameo
Hurr did, showered, BRO’d from head to toe 
Pre 30 at Scott’s, as we get ready to go
WHAT!!?? OKKiE talkin’ down on the smedium shirt, and the fashions I show?
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
YOUDON’TEVENKNOW!
Hold my 30, BRO!