brittney's

anonymous asked:

idk if this bad or what :// But i fucked my REALLY hot History teacher on my last day of school

I’M FUCKING CONGRATULATING YOU!! (As long as you’re legal)

~ Brittney c:

anonymous asked:

Greetings bb, how do I make myself orgasm?

Lay down in Bathtub legs open, use you’re fingers whilst laying in bed watching porn (if you don’t wanna commit to that watch hbo/sho time shows that have graphic sex scenes, or look up sex scenes from movies - my go to is Brittney Murphy and rabbit in 8 mile) go to a sex store and buy a vibrator. Start with the small ones for the outer work, you don’t need to dive into the super intense ones unless that feels right. Ooooooor on the off chance you find a highly skilled partner, but IMO better to learn how to make yourself before trying to see if they can do it for you. ***also I assumed in this you were female, is that isn’t the case I don’t have much knowledge in that area** good look getting to know you’re lady parts and have fun!

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Thanks to her mom, our friends and some great luck I pulled off a three day surprise weekend for my amazing girlfriends Brittney’s birthday! We started with dinner, a hotel party at a casino and then got to spend the weekend in Portland and on the coast with our dog! She’s incredible and I’m so lucky this weekend went as planned…

anonymous asked:

It's post day at ECA and everyone is posting selfies. Since Star doesn't have a phone Brittney embarreses her, and Marco knocks her against the lockers and threatens her to stop or he will fist fight her. Marco then gets a little left out since his phone does not post, do after school they go to get a brand new phone even though Star has no idea what it is.

anonymous asked:

So, all throughout high school I have kinda been chubby & recently I started this fitness program to get healthy & to feel good about myself. This week all my friends came back from school & we were hanging out & my friend who I have had a crush on since forever told me I looked really good & I haven't stopped thinking about it since he said it! & I needed to tell someone bc none of my friends know I'm like in love with this kid lol

Ayeeee yooo. Good for you. Seriously.

~ Brittney c: