No kid wants to be bullied in school, and rolling up in a goddamn tank is the best way to ensure that your fellow students give you the respect that you deserve. Britain’s Nick Mead has two sons, 130 military vehicles worth over two million pounds, and what we’re sure is the biggest penis the Commonwealth has ever seen. He drives his kids to school in a tank every day, because what’s the point of getting an education if you aren’t striking fear into the hearts of your enemies? You would assume this was illegal on the grounds of the longstanding legal precedent established in Terrified Civilians v. Holy Shit, a Goddamn Tank. But as long as the treads are modified to prevent road damage, you and your friends can roll up to 7-11 for a Slurpee in enough hardware to overthrow a banana republic, and no one can say a thing.