Demon Knights #18


Why are those vampires vicious and mean? I thought they were supposed to be emo and sexy?

Last issue, Jason Blood led his group of ladies and horses and hermaphrodites to Madame Xanadu so that she could give him back his mouth. Being that he had no mouth, he couldn’t tell them where they were going. Things almost erupted into a huge magic battle except Madame Xanadu recognized everybody. I wondered why Jason Blood couldn’t take the time to write his companions a note to let them know where they were going. Seemed like the courteous thing to do.


Well, I guess that’s a little bit better!

Xanadu informs the others that she can reverse the spell placed on Jason Blood and give him back his mouth. But she’s really uppity and bitchy about it. Look, lady. I’m sure you were sitting in this dank cabin for years wondering where the fuck Jason Blood was and resenting him more and more each day. But you don’t have to take out your hurt and anger on the people that brought him to you! Besides, why didn’t you throw some bones and read some tea leaves or something. You could have known exactly when he’d return to this meeting place and then showed up ten minutes after that. Some seer you are!

You may have gotten the hint that I have no patience for Madame Xanadu.

Anyway, this is the first thing he does when he gets his mouth back:


Ugh. His breath must be foul.

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